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Offline David

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Never again...
« Reply #3470 on: April 23, 2007, 02:34:15 pm »
At three minutes and four seconds after 2 AM on the 6th of May this year, the time and date will be

 02:03:04 05/06/07.

This will never happen again.


Just thought you would like to know, since it would be impossible for you to make it through that day without this information.    ;)



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An oldie but a goodie
« Reply #3471 on: April 23, 2007, 02:35:56 pm »
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.  Upon
their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new
high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain
to the baby's father.  He asked if they were willing to try it out.  Both
said they were very much in favor of it.
 
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that
even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced
before.  But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, and asked the
doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
 
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.  The
husband was still feeling fine.  The doctor then checked the husband's blood
pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
 
At this point they decided to try for 50 percent.  The husband continued to
feel quite well.  Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to
him.
 
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband
had experienced none.  She and her husband were ecstatic.
 
When they got home, they found the mailman dead on the porch.
 

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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #3472 on: April 23, 2007, 02:54:32 pm »
  :laugh:  :laugh:

Believe it or not, I've never heard that one before, David. Thanks so much for posting it!  :D
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Re: Never again...
« Reply #3473 on: April 23, 2007, 02:57:56 pm »
At three minutes and four seconds after 2 AM on the 6th of May this year, the time and date will be

 02:03:04 05/06/07.

This will never happen again.


Just thought you would like to know, since it would be impossible for you to make it through that day without this information.    ;)

Sure it will, at three minutes and four seconds after 2 am on the 6th of May, 2107!
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Re: Never again...
« Reply #3474 on: April 23, 2007, 03:01:03 pm »
At three minutes and four seconds after 2 AM on the 6th of May this year, the time and date will be

 02:03:04 05/06/07.

This will never happen again.


Just thought you would like to know, since it would be impossible for you to make it through that day without this information.    ;)




I love the "randomness" of your posts, David. We never know what you will say! But I'm glad you reminded us of this. I forgot all about it last year when the clockes read 1:02:03 4/5/06.

Maybe I'll remember to watch for it this year.  :)
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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #3475 on: April 23, 2007, 03:10:10 pm »
Well, that is the uniqueness of the 1000+ thread.    Just posting a top ten list everyday would be boring.   So in the "community" flavor of Chez Tremblay and all BetterMostians, we can all come here, see who's the top yackers and post random thoughts and other misc stuff.

From cat warshing tips to packing for trips, we have it all.    LOL.

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Re: An oldie but a goodie
« Reply #3476 on: April 23, 2007, 03:12:56 pm »
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.  Upon
their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new
high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain
to the baby's father. 

Now wouldn't that be glorious....

 
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When they got home, they found the mailman dead on the porch.
 


He he he  ;D

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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #3477 on: April 23, 2007, 03:58:28 pm »
Random posts, random jokes and occasionally, random pictures, too...

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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #3478 on: April 23, 2007, 06:20:15 pm »
At three minutes and four seconds after 2 AM on the 6th of May this year, the time and date will be

 02:03:04 05/06/07.

This will never happen again.


Just thought you would like to know, since it would be impossible for you to make it through that day without this information.    ;)





It IS really cool, but won't it happen again exactly one hunderd years from that date, and every hunderd years thereafter?


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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #3479 on: April 23, 2007, 06:22:06 pm »
When they got home, they found the mailman dead on the porch.
 



LOL!!  Good one.  I love those surprise kind of jokes.