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Tacky Christmas Displays!
« on: December 27, 2007, 09:26:09 am »
Leave it to me to bring some tackiness to the holiday section!


I'm about to post a bunch of pics that I've taken over the past week, while driving around.


So get ready to feast your eyes on some of NJ's tackiest Christmas light displays!

 ;D :o :laugh:


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2007, 09:26:48 am »
Shall we start?






What were they thinking when they tried to string the lights on the two bushes?  And what is that thing between the two of them?  Whats the deal with that string of lights under Snoopy?


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2007, 09:27:59 am »




apparently, they've never heard that less is more.


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2007, 09:28:47 am »



The same house as the prior post.


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2007, 09:29:32 am »



Wife to husband:   Honey, an inflatable snow globe just ISN'T enough.  Let's get a blow up Santa too, but make sure his light is blown out, so no one sees him!


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2007, 09:30:08 am »




Husband to wife:   I figured out what to do with that large tree in the front.  String light up the trunk, from midpoint up, and not touch the branches!  Oh, and we'll leave the bottom half undecorated!


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2007, 09:30:55 am »




Nothing says "Christmas" like a spiral tree, and light up train!


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2007, 09:31:35 am »




Oh, and don't forget the polar bear!


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2007, 09:32:28 am »



Ya know, Christmas isn't commerical enough!   Let's flood our yard with inflatable Disney characters!


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2007, 09:33:13 am »




Penguins, reindeer, polar bear on skis!  It's a true nature Christmas!  Steve Irwin would be proud!


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2007, 09:33:56 am »



Let's show our spirit for the holiday with inflatable Eyeores!  Because nothing screams "Happy" like the clinicly depressed character from "Winnie the Pooh".


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2007, 09:34:35 am »



Spiral Christmas trees, AND disco balls on the porch!  I can hear the house beat now!


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2007, 09:35:09 am »




I call this piece, "Haphazardly Hung".


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2007, 09:36:02 am »





When you have no lawn, it's best to try to cram as much plastic light ups on it as possible.

Note the spiral tree, that has the bottom half blown out.  ::)

If it's broken, don't put it out.


also, please note the light up character by the house, next to the spiral tree, with its back turned towards everyone.  lmao


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2007, 09:36:41 am »




These people heard "nature abhors a vacuum" and thought that applied to their lawn.


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2007, 09:37:21 am »




Plastic light up ...........what can I say?


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2007, 09:38:01 am »




Not sure how Scooby Doo became Christmas, but there he is!


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2007, 09:38:44 am »

I just don't have the words...............















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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2007, 09:39:39 am »




Note the one light up decoration......fallen down on the corner of the driveway.

::)


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2007, 09:40:21 am »




Whoever invented those inflatable things......should be shot.


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2007, 09:41:03 am »




Snowman on the right:   Frosty....Frosty.....where foreart thou, Frosty?

Santa on the left:  Don't cry for me, Argentina.........


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2007, 09:41:46 am »

And finally.............the last house on the tacky holiday parade!


This pic explains why aliens don't come down looking for intelligent life.










If this house and lawn were to catch fire, there would be a new hole in the ozone.


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #22 on: December 27, 2007, 09:56:40 am »
Whoever invented those inflatable things......should be shot

Now don't go getting completely radical on us, Chuck!
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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #23 on: December 27, 2007, 10:07:39 am »
Ah, very funny, Chuck. Thanks for posting!

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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #24 on: December 27, 2007, 10:14:26 am »
Were any of them on your street, Chuck?

Very funny pictures and captions!!  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

Most of the houses on my little street have a few lights or decorations, but I like to drive down it and see all the lights. I get sad thinking about them being taken down this week.

My next door neighbor has all white lights -- very elegant and tastefully beautiful. Right across from him there are lights of every color gracing everything in the yard -- along with a couple of inflatables!! So -- variety. My decorations are minimalist -- I have a wreath on the door for my outside decor. LOL

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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #25 on: December 27, 2007, 10:16:20 am »
Were any of them on your street, Chuck?

No, however, the very first pic (snoopy one) is around the corner.


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #26 on: December 27, 2007, 10:29:53 am »



Husband to wife:   I figured out what to do with that large tree in the front.  String light up the trunk, from midpoint up, and not touch the branches!  Oh, and we'll leave the bottom half undecorated!

This one is bizarre!! I guess someone climbed the tree to achieve this effect? It makes me dizzy to think about it.  :P
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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #27 on: December 27, 2007, 10:38:52 am »
And finally.............the last house on the tacky holiday parade!


This pic explains why aliens don't come down looking for intelligent life.










If this house and lawn were to catch fire, there would be a new hole in the ozone.


If that house were to catch fire, how could they tell?  :laugh:

Thanks for sharing these, Chuck. I tend to think any kind of illuminated figure, inflatable or otherwise, looks tacky--and that includes illuminated plastic Nativity sets.  :P
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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #28 on: December 27, 2007, 10:40:45 am »
I like the things that sit in the yard and have spotlights on them usually. Some of the houses around here have wreaths on each window with a spotlight on the ground shining on each one. That looks really pretty.
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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #29 on: December 27, 2007, 11:07:46 am »
I tend to think any kind of illuminated figure, inflatable or otherwise, looks tacky--and that includes illuminated plastic Nativity sets.  :P


Oh.....well.....confession time!  lmao

My mom puts one of those light up nativity scenes on the front porch each year with a white sign with red letters that read "Happy Birthday Jesus"

 ::)


I understand she likes it, I just think it looks juvenile.

I keep telling her that one morning, she's going to wake up to see I've put party hats on Mary and Joseph, and put bday balloons on the manger.

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« Reply #30 on: December 27, 2007, 11:54:31 am »

Oh.....well.....confession time!  lmao

My mom puts one of those light up nativity scenes on the front porch each year with a white sign with red letters that read "Happy Birthday Jesus"

 ::)


I understand she likes it, I just think it looks juvenile.

I keep telling her that one morning, she's going to wake up to see I've put party hats on Mary and Joseph, and put bday balloons on the manger.

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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #31 on: December 27, 2007, 12:08:00 pm »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Thank you Chuckie!  :-*

I laughed so hard. I went over to the living room and told my husband to come and see your display of tackiness. He was as thrilled as I was.

En passant you relived a tradition from my childhood, when we used to drive through the American village near us in Advent, to see their incredible Christmas decorations.

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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #32 on: December 27, 2007, 12:18:10 pm »
Oh, dear God. ... No offense to your mother intended, but ... oh, dear God. ...


No offense taken, I say the same thing when it goes up every year!

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« Reply #33 on: December 27, 2007, 12:23:02 pm »

No offense taken, I say the same thing when it goes up every year!

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The only thing that could possibly be worse would be if she put a plastic illuminated Santa next to the Nativity set.

Please don't tell me she does that. ...
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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #34 on: December 27, 2007, 12:24:35 pm »
The only thing that could possibly be worse would be if she put a plastic illuminated Santa next to the Nativity set.

Please don't tell me she does that. ...


lmao!  No, she doesn't do that.   ;D


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #35 on: December 27, 2007, 12:28:09 pm »
Chuckie, this Forum was not complete until now!  Thank you for your definitive take on the holidays.  The snappy chatter is vintage Chuck, and a real hoot!  :laugh:

Please be sure to report your Mom's reaction to the party hats and balloons whenever you get up the nerve to do it.  ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #36 on: December 27, 2007, 12:31:01 pm »
Chuckie, this Forum was not complete until now!  Thank you for your definitive take on the holidays.  The snappy chatter is vintage Chuck, and a real hoot!  :laugh:

Please be sure to report your Mom's reaction to the party hats and balloons whenever you get up the nerve to do it.  ;D  ;D  ;D


Perhaps when this thread is resurrected next year........;)  ;D


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #37 on: December 27, 2007, 07:39:24 pm »
Chuckie, this Forum was not complete until now!  Thank you for your definitive take on the holidays.  The snappy chatter is vintage Chuck, and a real hoot!  :laugh:

Please be sure to report your Mom's reaction to the party hats and balloons whenever you get up the nerve to do it.  ;D  ;D  ;D

And you have to take a picture for us. 

I'm already looking forward to next year.  Hope your mom has a sense of humor.  :)

Thanks for posting this.


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #38 on: November 24, 2008, 11:01:55 am »
Here's an early tacky display.


I hope it's photo shopped, otherwise, Madonna has lost her mind!



















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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #39 on: November 24, 2008, 01:39:36 pm »
Here's an early tacky display.

I hope it's photo shopped, otherwise, Madonna has lost her mind!

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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #40 on: November 25, 2008, 02:46:57 pm »
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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #41 on: November 25, 2008, 03:16:38 pm »
I would imagine so!   ;D


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #42 on: November 27, 2008, 04:01:38 am »
The Average \smericans must have some leccy (electricity)  bill at the end of Xmas!


Kelda, these pictures are not average at all!  These are extreme, even by American standards.



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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #43 on: November 27, 2008, 07:28:59 am »
Here's an early tacky display.


I hope it's photo shopped, otherwise, Madonna has lost her mind!



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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #44 on: November 27, 2008, 11:08:48 am »
Are these a contest along a street or in a city?

There used to be some contests, and there were prizes !

Is that still done such contests, even if we need to conserve energy... electricity these days ?

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« Reply #45 on: November 27, 2008, 03:08:01 pm »

Kelda, these pictures are not average at all!  These are extreme, even by American standards.

Must be all those OTT american christmas films which gave me the wrong idea on the decorations!
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« Reply #46 on: November 27, 2008, 04:26:59 pm »

Kelda, these pictures are not average at all!  These are extreme, even by American standards.




I agree Clarissa, those are a bit extreme. But you never saw my house when I was a teen. I went ALL out. I hung large ceramic Christmas lights on all of the eaves and gables of the house, even in the back! Then I used those miniature twinkle lights and decorated all the bushes (roughly 12 of them) in the front yard and the hedges up against the house. I also bordered every window with miniature lights and I placed a 3 candle candelabra with orange bulbs in each of the windows. The deck railing was wrapped in miniature lights, as was the mailbox and the lamp pole next to the driveway. I bordered the driveway and the walkway to the front door with lights and the two pine trees next to the garage along with the bald cypress tree were completely covered in lights. The front door and the garage were also bordered with lights. I replaced the driveway lamp and the front porch light with either a red or green light bulb. Finally the Christmas tree was positioned in the living room bay window and I would spray some of that fake snow down in the corner of each of the window panels.

Each year WIBC (a local radio station here in town) would encourage people to phone in any impressive Christmas displays they saw, and one year somebody phoned in our address. They flew their traffic helicopter over our house to check it out, and announced it on the radio. I remember that year we had many cars driving very slowly in front of our house taking pictures of it.  :laugh:

It was pretty cool!  8)

When I moved out of Mom and Dad's house to go to college, all of the decorating stopped, or most of it anyway. I was quite a Christmas person back in those days and I still am. But I do agree with you, our house, and those houses in these pictures are very extreme even by American standards. :)

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« Reply #47 on: November 27, 2008, 04:35:32 pm »
It's hard to believe people will start putting up their Christmas trees and decorations today and this weekend!

I can't believe Christmas is already here again! I'm not complaining though because I love Christmas, but where did the summer go? ???

It seems like it was just the 4th of July a few weeks ago. :-\
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« Reply #48 on: November 27, 2008, 06:08:24 pm »
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« Reply #49 on: December 24, 2008, 11:14:47 pm »
And so it begins!

New Jersey tacky Christmas displays - 2008!


We'll start the tour at our own house.







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« Reply #50 on: December 24, 2008, 11:16:03 pm »



This one doesn't seem soooo bad....but what you can't see is the disco flashing snowflakes.

burn baby, burn.....snowflake inferno!


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« Reply #51 on: December 24, 2008, 11:18:19 pm »



I don't have the words.......


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« Reply #52 on: December 24, 2008, 11:19:27 pm »



Why bother to put lights on the house, when we can put them on the lawn?


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« Reply #53 on: December 24, 2008, 11:20:57 pm »



Who needs the North Pole, when you have New Jersey and Santa's workshop?  This must be Santa's cousin, Guido.


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« Reply #54 on: December 24, 2008, 11:22:36 pm »



why would anyone do the bushes so tastefully, and then put bad plastic light ups ON THE ROOF?


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« Reply #55 on: December 24, 2008, 11:23:49 pm »



Ya know, there aren't enough lights on the house, let's run them up the flag pole too!


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« Reply #56 on: December 24, 2008, 11:25:24 pm »


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« Reply #57 on: December 24, 2008, 11:26:59 pm »



Gotta love light up lawn ornaments....  ::)


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« Reply #58 on: December 24, 2008, 11:28:38 pm »



Nothing says "Christmas" like light up polar bears on motorcycles.    :D


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« Reply #59 on: December 24, 2008, 11:30:24 pm »



How abuot some Nascar snowmen? ? ? ?


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« Reply #60 on: December 24, 2008, 11:32:12 pm »



It would be bad enough if these were light up Christmas trees.....but they're light up cacti.



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« Reply #61 on: December 24, 2008, 11:33:33 pm »



these inflatable things have got to go!


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« Reply #62 on: December 24, 2008, 11:35:03 pm »



Yeah!  It's Christmas!  Frosty, you go deep!  Santa, block the other players!  Hut hut, HIKE!


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« Reply #63 on: December 24, 2008, 11:37:32 pm »



More inflatable tacky displays......but notice the spiral christmas tree, with the top part blown out.

:D :D :D


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« Reply #64 on: December 24, 2008, 11:40:41 pm »



I don't know what's funnier, that they've managed to cram an entire nativity scene on a small porch, or that Joseph is tilting, and looks like he's about to faint.


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« Reply #65 on: December 24, 2008, 11:42:34 pm »



Let's put a light up Winnie the Pooh on the lawn, and then block him with a tree!


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« Reply #66 on: December 24, 2008, 11:44:19 pm »



Doh!  It's Christmas!


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« Reply #67 on: December 24, 2008, 11:46:27 pm »



Aside from the craptacular light ups on the lawn, the segments of icicle lights that are blown out make it worse.  And then there's the extra lights hanging off the left side of the roof.



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« Reply #68 on: December 24, 2008, 11:48:33 pm »


All the light ups, and poor Santa looks like he's about to fall flat on his face.


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« Reply #69 on: December 24, 2008, 11:50:30 pm »
The next four pics in the series are all THE SAME HOUSE!



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« Reply #70 on: December 24, 2008, 11:51:35 pm »


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« Reply #72 on: December 24, 2008, 11:53:00 pm »


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« Reply #73 on: December 24, 2008, 11:55:14 pm »



Santa's not going far on that bike.  Except for maybe over the handle bars.


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« Reply #74 on: December 24, 2008, 11:55:53 pm »


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« Reply #75 on: December 24, 2008, 11:58:16 pm »



Oh, light up choir, who all look like they have blower's cramp!


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« Reply #76 on: December 24, 2008, 11:59:34 pm »



You've got big balls, I've got big balls, but this lawn's got the biggest, balls of them all!


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« Reply #77 on: December 25, 2008, 12:01:04 am »
These last 3 pics are of a dental office....all one location.






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« Reply #78 on: December 25, 2008, 12:01:40 am »


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« Reply #79 on: December 25, 2008, 12:03:28 am »



and this concludes the tour of N.J. tacky Christmas displays!

I hope you enjoyed it! 

Come down and see us sometime, where the only thing bigger than our Christmas displays is the hair on the girls at the shore!

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« Reply #80 on: December 25, 2008, 12:48:08 am »
 :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

Wondrously bad stuff, Chuck!  The commentary makes it even better.  Thanks for the laffs!  ;D
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« Reply #81 on: December 25, 2008, 01:08:30 am »
Those were great!! Thanks, Chuck.

It makes you wonder---what were they thinking? Especially the ones with all the inflatables and no "theme" whatsoever. Just randomness---maybe that was the theme.
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« Reply #82 on: December 25, 2008, 05:54:01 am »
It would be bad enough if these were light up Christmas trees.....but they're light up cacti.

Cacti don't grow in Jersey??   :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:


You see that plastic Santa Claus?  My little brother is *still* bitchin about me tossing ours out when I cleaned out our mother's house, even tho it was all busted up, faded to white, and had chewed-up wiring.  Now that I know they still make them, I'm going to buy him a new one!

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« Reply #83 on: December 25, 2008, 08:19:50 am »



Why bother to put lights on the house, when we can put them on the lawn?


Chucky this reminds me of a mortuary. I have no idea why it reminds me of a mortuary. But it DOES remind me of a mortuary
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« Reply #84 on: December 25, 2008, 08:41:29 am »



I don't have the words.......

I sort of like it.
lol
We have the same out here. However, since  I've ALWAYS referred to Colorado  as "New Jersey With Mountains", this does not surprise me.

What DOES surprise me are  the remarkable  number of homes NOT decorated on the 'outside'  in Denver this year.
We've all remarked on it.
A LOT of the newer Denverites are people from very small towns in the Midwest who kept the decorations inside and didn't really have 'the tradition' of outside lights anyway, but Nicholas pointed out that the most noticeable differences in outside lighting  are in neighborhoods with a heavy concentration of new arrivals [ 5-10 years] of people who have moved from those small towns into 'the Big City' {Jesus, this is The Big City??? lol].

Not having that long-standing 'tradition' of making sure the homestead is visible from space [lol]--the way it's done in New Jersey or New York for example--I don't think the outside decoration had any sort of emotionally-based traditional "need". Know what I mean? Hell, in some ways  a lot of people back there think it's downright blasphemous to NOT decorate outside. What with the economy, I think a  people are plain scared and cutting corners wherever they can----which means the electric bill. And while that's true all over this city, it's definately most glaring in the newer neighborhoods, where people from Kansas etc have seemingly concentrated. Here on Capitol Hill there are definately fewer decorations, yet it isn't as blatant as  in other areas of town.

It's a frivolity, not a necessity. However...that does not apply to MY tree roflmao, and this morning I will put up the last of our outdoor lights. I was waaaay lazy...
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« Reply #85 on: December 25, 2008, 08:44:50 am »



Who needs the North Pole, when you have New Jersey and Santa's workshop?  This must be Santa's cousin, Guido.

This is right out of Bensonhurst Chucky roflmao. Where is Tony Manero?? However I have no taste and actually like it lol
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« Reply #86 on: December 25, 2008, 10:15:34 am »
Lynne,

Joyeux Noel!

I am glad that you will purchase a new one for your brother!

I am too attached to some old things that reminds me of my father...
or of others, all who have passed away! Old wires can be replaced with new ones,
but past memories can not fortunately as they are blessed by our friends and family!

Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas chère Lynne!
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as mother and I think about our beloved father!

Have a wonderful Christmas morning and day dear Lynne!!


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« Reply #88 on: December 28, 2008, 07:21:00 pm »
I'm glad everyone is liking them!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #89 on: December 28, 2008, 07:26:32 pm »



Why bother to put lights on the house, when we can put them on the lawn?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Priceless, Chuck