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Re: Notes for Janice!!
« Reply #150 on: January 21, 2008, 12:29:28 pm »
                          OFFICIAL CERTIFICATE OF ADOPTION AND GUARDIANSHIP::

                  Whereas the party of the first part................................janice
                   Assumes the guardianship of the party of the second parts,...........Chuck and Kat
                    They will now become wards of the party of the first part............janice
                     Whereas the party of the first part may choose chores for the said parties  of the
                      second parts............................................................................Chuck and Kat
                      And mete out disciplines as said party of the first part believes appropiate.  Whomsoever
                      abridges said contract is thereby in breach of said contract and subject to all the below and
                       above mentioned penalties.............................................................
                       Have to stand in the corner while being summarily tickled......................
                       Shall have to dance the macarena...................................wearing puffy slippers and stripy sox.
                       The breached parties give constant obedience to said party of the first part......................
                        signed this 21st day of Jan. 2008...........................................................janice
                        signed this 21st day of Jan  2008...........................................................
                        signed this 21st day of jan   2008...........................................................

                                 Two big old deductions.................................................................
                      



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Re: Notes for Janice!!
« Reply #151 on: January 21, 2008, 12:57:13 pm »
 :o

When you mentioned punishments, I imagined something....ummm....kinky.  ;D

Eh, thats just my dirty mind. I'm gonna go back to my vampires......and nudity.

Oh yeah, there is an assortment of Choclates on the kitchen bench.  ;D

*goes back to her vampires and nudity and extremely stupid........bimbos*

Sincerely, Kat.
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Re: Notes for Janice!!
« Reply #152 on: January 21, 2008, 02:16:47 pm »
Hey Janice     ;)

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Re: Notes for Janice!!
« Reply #153 on: January 21, 2008, 02:27:04 pm »
Shall have to dance the macarena...................................wearing puffy slippers and stripy sox.


Will I have to hold my mariconera whilst I do the macarena?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Notes for Janice!!
« Reply #154 on: January 21, 2008, 02:39:32 pm »



            If you like............ :-*

            Hey Dev good to see you here... How ya feelin.. Hope your back is better.   



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Re: Notes for Janice!!
« Reply #155 on: January 21, 2008, 02:52:26 pm »



                   Heres an oldie but a forever goodie

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Re: Notes for Janice!!
« Reply #156 on: January 21, 2008, 02:54:42 pm »



             And just because I can...............For all my friends

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Re: Notes for Janice!!
« Reply #157 on: January 21, 2008, 03:26:10 pm »
Hiya Jan!

I was never really a Rod Sterwart fan, but I loved this one.....


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YflzqpxVxLY[/youtube]


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Notes for Janice!!
« Reply #158 on: January 21, 2008, 03:55:43 pm »
                          OFFICIAL CERTIFICATE OF ADOPTION AND GUARDIANSHIP::

                  Whereas the party of the first part................................janice
                   Assumes the guardianship of the party of the second parts,...........Chuck and Kat
                    They will now become wards of the party of the first part............janice
                     Whereas the party of the first part may choose chores for the said parties  of the
                      second parts............................................................................Chuck and Kat
                      And mete out disciplines as said party of the first part believes appropiate.  Whomsoever
                      abridges said contract is thereby in breach of said contract and subject to all the below and
                       above mentioned penalties.............................................................
                       Have to stand in the corner while being summarily tickled......................
                       Shall have to dance the macarena...................................wearing puffy slippers and stripy sox.
                       The breached parties give constant obedience to said party of the first part......................
                        signed this 21st day of Jan. 2008...........................................................janice
                        signed this 21st day of Jan  2008...........................................................KAT
                        signed this 21st day of jan   2008...........................................................

                                 Two big old deductions.................................................................
                       


There, I signed it. And yes I have been practicing the Macarena.  :P

Sincerely, Kat.
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Re: Notes for Janice!!
« Reply #159 on: January 21, 2008, 04:50:06 pm »


            Than kew!!!             :P  back



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