Phelps to picket (strong stomach needed)

[mvansand76]

Well if those Phelps people are going to heaven, I sure AS HELL don't want to be there, I would prefer Hell. See you all there.

Love the dancing bear! Yeeeeeh!

[David In Indy]

I'll be there with bells on....in Hell, that is. I'm sure you'll find me. I'll be flaming, as usual.

[serious crayons]

"Anyone interesting up there in heaven?"

"Nope."

[Verona]

Anke and Mika, I'm sorry, you aren't American or Australian.  As far as I've heard, you don't get to go with us. 

Anke, I love the rosehips.  Beautiful.

Y'all, be sure to look at the godhatesaustralia website.  It'll cheer you up, honest.

Um, pay attention, Ellemeno... GOD HATES BROKIES!  We're all laughing in God's face just like Heath was, because we think being a [nasty F word for homosexual] is OK! We're [nasty F word]-enablers!!

And I quote verbatim from Phelps himself:

God Hates [Fs]! & [F]-Enablers! Ergo, God hates the sordid, tacky bucket of slime seasoned with vomit known as Brokeback Mountain - and He hates all persons having anything whatsoever to do with it.

Pull up a log, Anke and Mika--the lobster's on the barby, and so are you! Yeeeeeeeehaw! 

[Meryl]

Pull up a log, Anke and Mika--the lobster's on the barby, and so are you! Yeeeeeeeehaw! 

    

[mvansand76]

"Anyone interesting up there in heaven?"

"Nope."

 

[Mikaela]

Anke and Mika, I'm sorry, you aren't American or Australian.  As far as I've heard, you don't get to go with us. 

Well I never thought I'd be sorry for being denied entry to hell, but there's a first for everything! However, being in Heaven with Phelps would be my personal idea of hell, so no way am I accepting that punishment without putting up a fight!  Just gotta find a way to convince everyone I belong with the hottie lobster-nibbling sinners' barbeque group....

Pull up a log, Anke and Mika--the lobster's on the barby, and so are you! Yeeeeeeeehaw!

Yay! ...right way has been found! Thanks, Verona!

**Curls toasty-warm toes with glee and toasts y'all with good hot glühwein**


Seriously, when Phelps hasn't mentioned that GodHatesNorway yet, I'm sure it is because he thinks Norway is the capital of Azerbaijan or something, and it's difficult for God to hate a place the Phelps clan don't rightly know where is. Even if that place is about to pass a gender-neutral marriage act. 

[Verona]

Mikaela, God hates everyone and everything except for Phelps and the 40 or so members of his "congregation." So yeah, the underworld sounds like it's the place to be.

OT, but your avatar/message made me cry. "Goodnight, sweet prince..." 

[Ellemeno]

Seriously, when Phelps hasn't mentioned that GodHatesNorway yet, I'm sure it is because he thinks Norway is the capital of Azerbaijan or something

[Verona]

What are you laughing at, smartypants? GODHATESBETTERMOST!!!!