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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2490 on: April 24, 2023, 06:12:27 am »
Before I post, I must preface that this one was inspired by Jimmy (gnash) on UBF


The first picture with Ma Twist was Jimmy's idea.  The two pics that followed were my response to it.







the wrong wranch



confused woman:  who are you? we?ve never had
a son named jack! we only have one daughter
named brenda, and she lives in casper now.













Brenda:  Hi mom!   Just wanted to drop
by and introduce you and dad to Dylan, we've
been seeing each other for a while now.

Who is he?





Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2491 on: July 01, 2023, 08:23:27 pm »



Welcome home, Jack!  It's nice to meet your friend.  I was just about to cut some cake.  You want whipped cream on top?





Actually, ma'am, Jack likes me on top.







Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2492 on: July 11, 2023, 02:22:32 pm »
Good one, Chuck!  :laugh:
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