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MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« on: March 12, 2008, 08:28:07 am »
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23579062/

Jake is one of the candidates in the live vote near the bottom of the page.  He never struck me as particularly stinky.  If he uses Polo cologne, then I might have to vote for him. 

He's in the bottom five as of the time I'm posting this: 
Josh Holloway (0.5%)
Jake Gyllenhaal (0.3%)
Wentworth Miller (0.3%)
Christian Bale (0.2%)
Timothy Hutton (0.2%)

Seems kinda unfair to include Holloway and Miller since they play characters in extreme circumstances.  Let's see (or in this case, smell) the author of the article try to smell like a rose stranded on an island or in prison.  No matter how he smells, Miller looks like he tasteses good.  Bale does too.  I think Hutton got so few votes because some of the young uns might not know who he is. 

Tobey McGuire is in there with 0.6% of the vote.  I wonder if some voters confused him with Jake and voted incorrectly.  I'm curious to see the exit polls.  I demand a recount! 

What an odd article.  People get paid to come up with stuff like this?  And busy as I am, I'm wasting time reading, examining and posting about it?  Don't know which is worse. 

Reminds me of a former roommate of mine who didn't like some actresses because she said they looked like they smelled like pee.  Her girlfriend and I never could figure out how someone would meet that criteria. 

Oh well.  I'm gonna go take a shower now. 
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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2008, 10:14:00 am »
Oh well.  I'm gonna go take a shower now.

Good! That'll keep you off the list! Don't want no former southern boys bein' voted stinky!   ;D
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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2008, 11:14:24 am »
Good! That'll keep you off the list! Don't want no former southern boys bein' voted stinky!   ;D

I'm not stinky.  I'm Smelly. 
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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2008, 11:18:57 am »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
What a goofy, funny topic for MSNBC to be running.  I wonder how on earth they came up with that topic to begin with?

I'm surprised by Jake being on the list at all, because he usually looks particularly well-groomed (at official interviews, etc. especially).

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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2008, 12:07:00 pm »
the writeup about Matthew Mcconaughy is ... um... shocking.
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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2008, 02:55:34 pm »
Hey SmellyKellyJay, what's that pic in your avatar?

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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2008, 03:14:19 pm »
Hey SmellyKellyJay, what's that pic in your avatar?

It's the cover of R. Kelly and Jay-Z's Unfinished Business album.  Get it?   ;D
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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2008, 03:15:56 pm »
It's the cover of R. Kelly and Jay-Z's Unfinished Business album.  Get it?   ;D

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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2008, 07:46:17 pm »
Did Colin Farrell or Johnny Depp make the list?

Did they have any women on their list?

Women who I think have got their stank on:

Drew Barrymore
Britney Spears
Kirstie Alley
Carnie Wilson

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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2008, 11:29:07 pm »
Brad Pitt looks like he needs a bath in Polo cologne!

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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2008, 11:31:36 pm »
I dont' understand how you can tell if someone stinks by looking at a picture...when I see some actor looking all ratty I just assume it is a 'style statement' and he is supposed to 'look' that way..

I guess I just assume good hygiene unless proven otherwise..

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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2008, 11:32:36 pm »
Brad Pitt always looks like he needs to wash his hair, and his face looks dirty to me.

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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2008, 12:17:53 am »
I dont' understand how you can tell if someone stinks by looking at a picture...when I see some actor looking all ratty I just assume it is a 'style statement' and he is supposed to 'look' that way..

I guess I just assume good hygiene unless proven otherwise..

It's just an impression one gets.  Completely subjective and based on nothing at all. 

My Britney one was based on the fact that she is a country girl from Louisiana, she wore all those cheap gauzy outfits while going barefoot to gas station bathrooms and tracking her dirty unpleasantly grubby feet all over the place.  She wears hair extensions constantly and wigs, the extensions are difficult to wash, and some people wear wigs when they don't want to wash their hair.  She doesn't seem to be worried particularly about being clean - especially the feet thing, hence, Britney looks like she's not very hygenic.

And to be equal here, back before he cleaned up his act, Colin Farrell was a serious Irish lad.  He hardly ate and drank and smoked a lot.  My sister commented and I agreed, that he looks like he'd smell of old beer and stale cigarette smoke, especially when he perspired.   :P

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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2008, 12:22:08 am »
ya'll are killing my fantasies here...

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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2008, 12:30:54 am »
It's just an impression one gets.  Completely subjective and based on nothing at all. 

My Britney one was based on the fact that she is a country girl from Louisiana, she wore all those cheap gauzy outfits while going barefoot to gas station bathrooms and tracking her dirty unpleasantly grubby feet all over the place.  She wears hair extensions constantly and wigs, the extensions are difficult to wash, and some people wear wigs when they don't want to wash their hair.  She doesn't seem to be worried particularly about being clean - especially the feet thing, hence, Britney looks like she's not very hygenic.

And to be equal here, back before he cleaned up his act, Colin Farrell was a serious Irish lad.  He hardly ate and drank and smoked a lot.  My sister commented and I agreed, that he looks like he'd smell of old beer and stale cigarette smoke, especially when he perspired.   :P

yuck  :'(

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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2008, 04:02:53 pm »
Brad Pitt looks like he needs a bath in Polo cologne!

I'd offer to scrub his back.

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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2008, 12:02:01 am »
I'd offer to scrub his back.

 :laugh:  you beat me to that!

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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2008, 08:53:24 am »
Oooo!   Oooo!  Oooo!  <raises hand and waves frantically>

     Can I give Brad his bath?...   Mmmmm..
   :-*

Get in line, missy. :)

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You can wash between his toes.

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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2008, 11:52:23 pm »
Well, y'all can bathe him in Polo after I give him a tongue bath.  ;D

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« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2008, 12:33:33 am »
Get in line, missy. :)

You're behind me and brokeplex!

You can wash between his toes.

dibs on washing between his..... 8) 8)

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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2008, 08:55:36 am »

Toes?

Sure Jess, you can warsh between his toes.    I'll warsh between his legs. 

and everything else you can reach....

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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #21 on: March 18, 2008, 07:40:17 pm »
I'm still trying to figure out why Timothy Hutton (smelly or not)  is on the list at all!  ???

After reading the article I'm kinda liking Matthew McConaughey!  There's nothing worse than getting your tongue covered with deodorant, lol!

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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2008, 08:25:32 pm »
I'm still trying to figure out why Timothy Hutton (smelly or not)  is on the list at all!  ???

After reading the article I'm kinda liking Matthew McConaughey!  There's nothing worse than getting your tongue covered with deodorant, lol!

True, but then again, Kate Hudson said she could 'recognize his smell from a distance.'

I guess she was kidding.  Maybe?   :P

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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2008, 10:24:49 pm »
I'm still trying to figure out why Timothy Hutton (smelly or not)  is on the list at all!  ???

After reading the article I'm kinda liking Matthew McConaughey!  There's nothing worse than getting your tongue covered with deodorant, lol!

That may be true, Oilgun but c'mon now, you really wanna smell that funk for more than an hour or two?! I'll take fresh scrubbed, out-of-the-shower over 'natural' scent any time.
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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #24 on: May 05, 2008, 01:45:43 am »

  HE  SAID .HE TAKES ATE LEAST TWO OR THREE SHOWERS A DAY. . I dont see how he could stink.. seems he is just the opposite, kind of obsessive about hygiene.

    Matthew McConahey is notorious for not believing in wearing deodorant.. puewww
body odor is not acceptable, unless you just got finished playing a sport or the other thing
that produces sweat.  ewwww
 



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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #25 on: May 13, 2008, 03:43:02 pm »
Brad Pitt always looks like he needs to wash his hair, and his face looks dirty to me.

I'd offer to scrub his back.

Get in line, missy. :)

You're behind me and brokeplex!

You can wash between his toes.

dibs on washing between his..... 8) 8)

 ;D ;D

and everything else you can reach....

While you all are lining up and fighting over Brad Pitt, I'll give Colin Farrell a bubble bath. ...
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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2008, 04:10:43 pm »
My Britney one was based on the fact that she is a country girl from Louisiana, she wore all those cheap gauzy outfits while going barefoot to gas station bathrooms and tracking her dirty unpleasantly grubby feet all over the place.  She wears hair extensions constantly and wigs, the extensions are difficult to wash, and some people wear wigs when they don't want to wash their hair.  She doesn't seem to be worried particularly about being clean - especially the feet thing, hence, Britney looks like she's not very hygenic.

Britney Spears walks into gas station bathrooms barefoot?  :o  EEEEW!
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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2008, 04:11:51 pm »
What is Jake doing on there? He always struck me as very clean cut and smellin' sweet. :D

Really! You can practically smell the soap just looking at his picture.
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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #28 on: May 14, 2008, 01:24:19 pm »


"Jeff, can you pass the shampoo?"

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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #29 on: May 14, 2008, 01:53:11 pm »


"Jeff, can you pass the shampoo?"

Sure enough, but you'll have to provide your own cream rinse. ...
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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
« Reply #30 on: November 06, 2009, 05:21:42 pm »
lmao!

What a thread!

Well, I always thought Johnny Depp looks like he needs to soak in a bathtub for a couple of hours.   :laugh:


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« Reply #31 on: November 06, 2009, 06:36:39 pm »


"Jeff, can you pass the shampoo?"

mmm....what a difference half an inch would make...

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Re: MSNBC Presents "Actors who look like they smell bad"
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If any of the BBM actors were to be in the poll at that time, I thought it would have been Heath.
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