modern products for bbm

[forsythia12]

thought i'd start a silly thread about today's products that could've been usefull for the bbm characters .

the first one that comes to my mind is the panasonic vortex wet/dry triple bladed men's shaver for jack when he did his dry razor shave outside his truck.

any other ideas? 

[forsythia12]

how about 'hooked on phonics' for bobby's learning difficulties instead of a tutor?

or even instant messaging or email for jack and ennis instead of postcards?  could you imagine ennis checking his blackberry after he finishes castrating that calf?
that might've been handy for cassie too, instead of 'leaving all those notes' at ennis's place.

[BlissC]

or even instant messaging or email for jack and ennis instead of postcards?  could you imagine ennis checking his blackberry after he finishes castrating that calf?

 

Shit! I was laughing so much I just spilt coffee all over the keyboard!

*wanders off to find more tissues*

[injest]

Alma: "You didn't go up there to fish.  The GPS in your trucks shows you've been at the Siesta Motel all that time."

ok maybe there are some new gadgets they DIDN'T need...

[Monika]

how about 'hooked on phonics' for bobby's learning difficulties instead of a tutor?

or even instant messaging or email for jack and ennis instead of postcards?  could you imagine ennis checking his blackberry after he finishes castrating that calf?
that might've been handy for cassie too, instead of 'leaving all those notes' at ennis's place.

one word: cybersex

[BlissC]

 

You think Ennis would have been any more chatty in a chat room?   

[Monika]

You think Ennis would have been any more chatty in a chat room?   

now, there´s a question I feel will haunt me for years to come...

[forsythia12]

loved the cyber sex comment!

how 'bout dr. sholl's self-massaging jel shoe inserts for cassie's sore feet?

a vibrator for alma

and revlon's new color match toner for more natural looking blondes without brassiness for laureen.

[forsythia12]

now, there´s a question I feel will haunt me for years to come...

yeah, i just can't see ennis talkin' too much in a chat room.  lol
i can't even see someone trying to explain what one is to him.  remember monroe said 'condements isle' and later changed it to 'ketchup'. 

[Monika]

a vibrator for alma

yes! that poor woman. Allthough she´d probably faint at the sight of it


how about a male blow up doll for Jack to save gas money?
or a household robot for Monroe?

[forsythia12]

well both jack and ennis could've used ON-STAR for their vehicles.
actually, so could've randall.  i hear it's much better then chewin' gum and bailing wire.

could you imagine leshawn with a cell phone?

[optom3]

Video camera,for those lonesome moments when they were not together.Not certain either would have known how to use it though,but just imagine the possibilities.
Sure would beat Ennis trying to let a panel of his dream slide forward.
Might have saved Jack a few trips to Mexico as well.Obviously would have to take care it did not get into the wrong hands.Never know whe those pesky videos can end up on the internet.

[injest]

Video camera,for those lonesome moments when they were not together.Not certain either would have known how to use it though,but just imagine the possibilities.
Sure would beat Ennis trying to let a panel of his dream slide forward.
Might have saved Jack a few trips to Mexico as well.Obviously would have to take care it did not get into the wrong hands.Never know whe those pesky videos can end up on the internet.

speaking from experience are you??

 


LOL!!

[forsythia12]

how bout these ones from laureen:

"would've let you know what happened, but i wasn't sure about your name or number.  jack kept his facebook password in his head"

"said he wanted his ashes spread somewhere called 'brokeback mountian'. but i didn't know where that was.  i figured it was just some pretend place where blue birds sing and there's a whiskey spring...but then i looked it up on google earth, and there it was"

[optom3]

speaking from experience are you??

 


LOL!!

Not that I am aware of !! Now you've got me thinking!!

[BlissC]

I can see it now...YouTube crashes due to the number of hits on the vid that Jack and Ennis made on their fishing trip in '73!

 

[BlissC]

how bout these ones from laureen:

"would've let you know what happened, but i wasn't sure about your name or number.  jack kept his facebook password in his head"

 

I can see the conversation between Jack and Ennis now (via Skype):

Ennis: According to that "Where I've been" game you got on yer Facebook profile, you been to Mexico. You been to Mexico, Jack? I heard about what they got in Mexico for boys like you.

Jack: Son of a bitch! Bobby musta got hold of my password again an' been foolin with my account! 

[optom3]

I can see it now...YouTube crashes due to the number of hits on the vid that Jack and Ennis made on their fishing trip in '73!

 

OH how I wish!!!! I would be right there helping the crash!!!!

[forsythia12]

 

alma: "what's jack nasty doing in your top ten list of friends on facebook?"

cassie:  "ennis delmar....where ya been?  i left word on your funwall."

ennis:  "have you joined a mexican network jack fuckin twist?  i hear what they got in them networks for boys like you"