Bizarre - but covering all the bases

[delalluvia]

http://www.postrapturepets.com/index.html
What will happen to the pets of good Christians when the Rapture occurs.

[injest]

http://www.postrapturepets.com/index.html
What will happen to the pets of good Christians when the Rapture occurs.

oh my lort.....

[Clyde-B]

Did you read the pet-sitter evaluation page?

http://www.postrapturepets.com/Evaluation.html

Make sure you read the Pentacostal entry.  It's particularly relevant if your pet is a snake!

[injest]

Did you read the pet-sitter evaluation page?

http://www.postrapturepets.com/Evaluation.html

Make sure you read the Pentacostal entry.  It's particularly relevant if your pet is a snake!

I dont' have time to read thru it this morning... but seriously...if you feel your pet sitter won't be raptured along with you what are you doing associating with the Satan spawn anyway??!

do they not know they are judged by the company they keep too?

 

religion...

[delalluvia]

It's just so incredibly wonky it's verging on farcical.  But they're serious as a heart attack.

[Ellemeno]

I dont' have time to read thru it this morning... but seriously...if you feel your pet sitter won't be raptured along with you what are you doing associating with the Satan spawn anyway??!

do they not know they are judged by the company they keep too?

Excellent point. 

They seem serious, but why, under the section "The Products section contains links to products that I think would be helpful in
preparing for your sudden disappearance when the Rapture occurs," do we find Barbie the Pet Sitter?

http://www.postrapturepets.com/Products.html

[injest]

I love this....they have it set up so if the rapture happens, you can send a email to your relatives telling them where you went...

it is supposed to go out on the Friday after rapture and every Friday after that...

just what a good Christian should do....set up the potential that some idiot will start sending your family rapture letters if you disappear for a couple of days!!

 

http://www.raptureletters.com/

and you know if the people running the site don't make the cut, your plans are just gonna be RUINED...

[David In Indy]

I don't get it. What in the world does self flushing cat toilets have to do with the Rapture?

  

Maybe I should go back and look at this more closely. 

[jstephens9]

You're just weird David............just kidding you buddy!!!!!

[jstephens9]

And damn I just went over 2,300 posts. How did I do that? I used to think it was so weird that anyone had that many posts 

[jstephens9]

I seem to be working my way up the ladder with a bullet.......like they show on the music charts....not a real bullet 

[David In Indy]

You're just weird David............just kidding you buddy!!!!!

You better be nice to me Jack, or else I'll sic my $36.99 pet sitting Barbie on you!  

   

[brokeplex]

so, if I buy the books they are selling, will one of that web sites owners take care of my two cats when I am called up yonder when Jesus returns? I sure know that they aren't going to be rapturedized with me, so since they will be left behind, I need them to take care of my two cats! But, I need a guarantee if I'm putting down my good money for one of those books.

[southendmd]

Oh, is the Rapture happening on a Friday?  Friday's not good for me.  Is there a link to request it be rescheduled?