Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Lumière]

And let's face it, who wouldn't with Jack all horny and waitin' for ya! 

I'd still go for the curry first ...  


"Sheep sure are stupid" said Jack
All sense of direction, they lack

[David]

"Sheep sure are stupid" said Jack
All sense of direction, they lack,
Thankgod we have the dogs to help us,

[Lumière]

"Sheep sure are stupid" said Jack
All sense of direction, they lack,
Thankgod we have the dogs to help us,
Otherwise Aguirre'll start to fuss.

[David]

"Sheep sure are stupid" said Jack
All sense of direction, they lack,
Thankgod we have the dogs to help us,
Otherwise Aguirre'll start to fuss.
and we are not in a hurry to go Back!

[Katie77]

They said they were goin out fishin
But it certainly wasnt their mission
Lines did not get wet
And they dont need the net
They just wanted to try new positions..

[Katie77]

okay okay....i'll start one.......

When Ennis and Jack were in bed

[Ray]

When Ennis and Jack were in bed
Carrying on like they waz wed

[Katie77]

He turned Jack on over

[ThePirateBride]

When Ennis and Jack were in bed
Carrying on like they waz wed
He turned Jack on over
And even with a hangover

[Fran]

When Ennis and Jack were in bed
Carrying on like they waz wed
He turned Jack on over
And even with a hangover
He proceeded full speed ahead.