Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[David]

Throw yer stuff in the back of my truck,
We'll be there by nightfall, with luck
we can stop for a swim on the trip,
if ya don't mind a skinny dip!

[Lumière]

Throw yer stuff in the back of my truck,
We'll be there by nightfall, with luck
we can stop for a swim on the trip,
if ya don't mind a skinny dip!
I'll make ya moan, groan and buck!


Woowee! 

[David]

Jack knew he couldn't cook,

[Lumière]

Jack knew he couldn't cook,
So for camp-tending, he was off the hook.

[saucycobblers]

Jack knew he couldn't cook,
So for camp-tending, he was off the hook.
His talents lay elsewhere

[Lumière]

Jack knew he couldn't cook,
So for camp-tending, he was off the hook.
His talents lay elsewhere,
Like handling that skittish mare.

[David]

Jack knew he couldn't cook,
So for camp-tending, he was off the hook.
His talents lay elsewhere,
Like handling that skittish mare,
and none of this learned in a book.

[Lumière]

I once knew a pillock named L.D.

[ThePirateBride]

I once knew a pillock named L.D.
Who with his tongue was quite free

[David]

I once knew a pillock named L.D.
Who with his tongue was quite free,
He belittled Jack every chance he could get,