Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 1139270 times)

Offline JulietteMontague

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1100 on: July 04, 2006, 11:15:56 am »
I once knew a pillock named L.D.
Who with his tongue was quite free,
He belittled Jack every chance he could get,
And thought he was a grave threat
I just want to celebrate another day of living.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1101 on: July 04, 2006, 11:25:09 am »
I once knew a pillock named L.D.
Who with his tongue was quite free,
He belittled Jack every chance he could get,
And thought he was a grave threat
I bet Jack wished on LD, he could pee!


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ANother: :)
Jack pounded the ground with his fist


Offline ThePirateBride

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1102 on: July 04, 2006, 12:35:59 pm »
Jack pounded the ground with his fist
And thought to himself, "What now Twist?"
Now bring me that horizon.♥We have our heading.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1103 on: July 04, 2006, 12:41:48 pm »
Jack pounded the ground with his fist
And thought to himself, "What now Twist?"
Ennis is loving me
I just want to celebrate another day of living.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1104 on: July 04, 2006, 01:34:45 pm »
Jack pounded the ground with his fist
And thought to himself, "What now Twist?"
Ennis is loving me
And my only plea
Now bring me that horizon.♥We have our heading.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1105 on: July 04, 2006, 01:40:23 pm »
Jack pounded the ground with his fist
And thought to himself, "What now Twist?"
Ennis is loving me
And my only plea,
is that he never let go of my wrist!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1106 on: July 04, 2006, 01:52:37 pm »
Jack pounded the ground with his fist
And thought to himself, "What now Twist?"
Ennis is loving me
And my only plea,
is that he never let go of my wrist!


Continued ... ;)

Ennis breathed hard, overcome with desire


Offline saucycobblers

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1107 on: July 04, 2006, 01:55:30 pm »
Ennis breathed hard, overcome with desire
His aching loins were sure on fire
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1108 on: July 04, 2006, 01:56:37 pm »
Ennis breathed hard, overcome with desire
His aching loins were sure on fire,
he rode Jack hard like a bronking bull

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1109 on: July 04, 2006, 02:00:35 pm »
Ennis breathed hard, overcome with desire
His aching loins were sure on fire,
he rode Jack hard like a bronking bull
And didn't stop 'til Jack was full
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!