Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Lumière]

"Tent don't look right" said Ennis with a frown,
but I s'ppose it'll do when Jack needs to lie down
Who cares about a tent?  Look at his eyes!   
They're making my manhood rise.
Hot damn!  I feel giddy, I'm giggling like a clown!


 

[Mikaela]

Well, as long as your name ain't Jimbo.... 

[saucycobblers]

Well, as long as your name ain't Jimbo....
And y'all don't keep me in limbo...

[Mikaela]

Well, as long as your name ain't Jimbo....
And y'all don't keep me in limbo...
We could give it a go

[Lumière]

Well, as long as your name ain't Jimbo....
And y'all don't keep me in limbo...
We could give it a go
'Cause Lord knows I'm feeling mightly lo'

[saucycobblers]

Well, as long as your name ain't Jimbo....
And y'all don't keep me in limbo...
We could give it a go
'Cause Lord knows I'm feeling mightly lo'
I'd feel better if your legs were akimbo 


The boys were comparing their cowboy hats,

[David]

The boys were comparing their cowboy hats,
They soon were comparing the size of their bats!

[ThePirateBride]

The boys were comparing their cowboy hats,
They soon were comparing the size of their bats!
Heavy hitters they surely were

[JulietteMontague]

The boys were comparing their cowboy hats,
They soon were comparing the size of their bats!
Heavy hitters they surely were
And they made each other purr

[David]

The boys were comparing their cowboy hats,
They soon were comparing the size of their bats!
Heavy hitters they surely were
And they made each other purr
until Ennis mounted him like a heated Cat!