Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Ray]

Round waddeva!!!!!

The log vanished into thin air,

[Lumière]

The log vanished into thin air,
Like the tiniest strand of hair,

[Ray]

The log vanished into thin air,
Like the tiniest strand of hair,
But nobody realised,

[Lumière]

The log vanished into thin air,
Like the tiniest strand of hair,
But nobody realised,
That Jack's seat the log comprised,

[Ray]

The log vanished into thin air,
Like the tiniest strand of hair,
But nobody realised,
That Jack's seat the log comprised,
And We thought it's 'cause of the mare!

[Lumière]

"Rodeo cowboys is all fu-kups", said Ennis' dad,

[serious crayons]

"Rodeo cowboys is all fu-kups", said Ennis' dad,
But they're not the only ones he thought were bad

[Lumière]

"Rodeo cowboys is all fu-kups", said Ennis' dad,
But they're not the only ones he thought were bad;
He hated gays, 'specially Earl and his man Rich,

[saucycobblers]

"Rodeo cowboys is all fu-kups", said Ennis' dad,
But they're not the only ones he thought were bad;
He hated gays, 'specially Earl and his man Rich,
He was a real sonofabitch,

[David]

"Rodeo cowboys is all fu-kups", said Ennis' dad,
But they're not the only ones he thought were bad;
He hated gays, 'specially Earl and his man Rich,
He was a real sonofabitch,
The worst kinda of father a boy could have Had.