Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Katie77]

Ive got a son, he's eight months old
Spittin' image of his gran'pa or so I'm told
Hes very cute, and smiles a lot

[Becky]

I've got a son, he's eight months old
Spittin' image of his gran'pa or so I'm told
Hes very cute, and smiles a lot
If only I didn't find Ennis so hot!

Sorry I couldn't resist...please ignore mine and carry on with the Bobby theme of this limerick.

[Katie77]

I've got a son, he's eight months old
Spittin' image of his gran'pa or so I'm told
He's very cute, and smiles a lot
If only I didnt find Ennis so hot
I would'nt leave him and Laureen in the cold.

[David]

Bravo!    


There was a ranch hand named Basque,

[memento]

There was a ranch hand named Basque,
Who said: "Them boxes a soup are real bad to pack",

[David]

There was a ranch hand named Basque,
Who said: "Them boxes a soup are real bad to pack",
but when Ennis asked for Jacks spuds,

[Mikaela]

There was a ranch hand named Basque,
Who said: "Them boxes a soup are real bad to pack",
but when Ennis asked for Jacks spuds,
(being the right food for studs)

[Mikaela]

There was a ranch hand named Basque,
Who said: "Them boxes a soup are real bad to pack",
but when Ennis asked for Jack's spuds,
(being the right food for studs),
the Basque wasn't up to the task!


Sorry, folks - well, I did let some time pass between the two posts though. Wont double-post again! 

[ThePirateBride]

You posted two seconds before I did and mine was naughtier!  Oh well, onward!   

Beans, jerky and potatoes are fine

[Lumière]

Beans, jerky and potatoes are fine
You and me, up on Brokeback we'll dine