Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[ThePirateBride]

'I don't need ya money!', Ennis exclaimed
His temper again was inflamed

[JulietteMontague]

'I don't need ya money!', Ennis exclaimed
His temper again was inflamed
Jack calmed his ire

[Mikaela]

'I don't need ya money!', Ennis exclaimed
His temper again was inflamed
Jack calmed his ire
but his prospects turned dire

[ThePirateBride]

'I don't need ya money!', Ennis exclaimed
His temper again was inflamed
Jack calmed his ire
but his prospects turned dire
So they had sex until Ennis was tamed.

[Lumière]

Another:   

She is a genius, that Annie Proulx

[Mikaela]

She is a genius, that Annie Proulx
But all she put our dear boys through

[Lumière]

She is a genius, that Annie Proulx
But all she put our dear boys through
Was a tough time, but not without love

[ThePirateBride]

She is a genius, that Annie Proulx
But all she put our dear boys through
Was a tough time, but not without love
So as Jack watches us from above

[Mikaela]

She is a genius, that Annie Proulx
But all she put our dear boys through
Was a tough time, but not without love
So as Jack watches us from above
on his behalf we'll embrace you-know-who

[Katie77]

I wish Mikaela would write a first line,
Seems most of the starters, seem to be mine,
So come on Mikaela, start of a poem,
Im sure you can, so dont be alone,
Then I'll get a chance to write 2nd line.



That tackle sure aint never got wet