Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Katie77]

As Jack gazed at his sleeping lover's face,
He was overwhelmed by such beauty and grace,
He looked at his eyes so peacefully still,

[Pipedream]

As Jack gazed at his sleeping lover's face,
He was overwhelmed by such beauty and grace,
He looked at his eyes so peacefully still,
And down in his pants little Jack went uphill...

 

[Scott6373]

As Jack gazed at his sleeping lover's face,
He was overwhelmed by such beauty and grace.
He looked at his eyes so peacefully still,
And down in his pants little Jack went uphill.
And from that moment on both won the race.

[saucycobblers]

Shall we? 

The boys drank whiskey in the pale moonlight,

[Daniel]

The boys drank whiskey in the pale moonlight,
both too tired to put up a fight.

[Lumière]

The boys drank whiskey in the pale moonlight,
both too tired to put up a fight.
At last, Ennis ended up on all fours



 

[Daniel]

The boys drank whiskey in the pale moonlight,
both too tired to put up a fight.
At last, Ennis ended up on all fours
And Jack, still lonely, retreated indoors.

[Katie77]

The boys drank whiskey in the pale moonlight,
Both too tired to put up a fight,
At last, Ennis ended up on all fours,
And Jack, still lonely, retreated indoors,
As Ennis settled down for a cold cold night.


Jack said, "Ennis, get your arse in here",

[saucycobblers]

Jack said, "Ennis, get your arse in here",
"It's gettin' awful cold in this tent my dear"

[Daniel]

Jack said, "Ennis, get your arse in here",
"It's gettin' awful cold in this tent my dear
And I know your body'll make it warm."