Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 1265826 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #190 on: May 31, 2006, 05:35:27 pm »
There once was a gal named Cassie,
Who Alma Jr. thought was too sassy,
Cassie hoped to be "the one"
But Ennis said he was no fun,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #191 on: May 31, 2006, 05:42:11 pm »
There once was a gal named Cassie,
Who Alma Jr. thought was too sassy,
Cassie hoped to be "the one"
But Ennis said he was no fun,
And he much preferred Jack Nasty! (almost... :-\)
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #192 on: May 31, 2006, 05:53:28 pm »
There once was a gal named Cassie,
Who Alma Jr. thought was too sassy,
Cassie hoped to be "the one"
But Ennis said he was no fun,
And he much preferred Jack Nasty!

LOL!    I love it!    ;D

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #193 on: May 31, 2006, 05:56:33 pm »
Another?  :P


I hear that Texans don't drink no coffee,


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #194 on: May 31, 2006, 06:07:03 pm »
I hear that Texans don't drink no coffee,
but from what I can see, they ain't scruffy

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #195 on: May 31, 2006, 06:10:39 pm »
I hear that Texans don't drink no coffee,
but from what I can see, they ain't scruffy.
They claim that bigger is better,


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #196 on: May 31, 2006, 06:13:42 pm »
I hear that Texans don't drink no coffee,
but from what I can see, they ain't scruffy.
They claim that bigger is better,
And they sure like it wetter,
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #197 on: May 31, 2006, 06:41:28 pm »
I hear that Texans don't drink no coffee,
but from what I can see, they ain't scruffy.
They claim that bigger is better,
And they sure like it wetter,
always go for that bullriding trophy!
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #198 on: May 31, 2006, 06:43:22 pm »
I hear that Texans don't drink no coffee,
but from what I can see, they ain't scruffy.
They claim that bigger is better,
And they sure like it wetter,
always go for the bullriding trophy!

 ;D
Seriously though, didn't Texas coin the phrase "bigger is better"? 
I guess I must've missed the "wetter" part!  :laugh:


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #199 on: May 31, 2006, 07:38:11 pm »
How 'bout another?  :P


It ended with a blasted storm from the Pacific,