Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[David]

There once was a gal named Cassie,
Who Alma Jr. thought was too sassy,
Cassie hoped to be "the one"
But Ennis said he was no fun,

[saucycobblers]

There once was a gal named Cassie,
Who Alma Jr. thought was too sassy,
Cassie hoped to be "the one"
But Ennis said he was no fun,
And he much preferred Jack Nasty! (almost... )

[David]

There once was a gal named Cassie,
Who Alma Jr. thought was too sassy,
Cassie hoped to be "the one"
But Ennis said he was no fun,
And he much preferred Jack Nasty!

LOL!    I love it!   

[Lumière]

Another? 


I hear that Texans don't drink no coffee,

[Mikaela]

I hear that Texans don't drink no coffee,
but from what I can see, they ain't scruffy

[Lumière]

I hear that Texans don't drink no coffee,
but from what I can see, they ain't scruffy.
They claim that bigger is better,

[saucycobblers]

I hear that Texans don't drink no coffee,
but from what I can see, they ain't scruffy.
They claim that bigger is better,
And they sure like it wetter,

[Mikaela]

I hear that Texans don't drink no coffee,
but from what I can see, they ain't scruffy.
They claim that bigger is better,
And they sure like it wetter,
always go for that bullriding trophy!

[Lumière]

I hear that Texans don't drink no coffee,
but from what I can see, they ain't scruffy.
They claim that bigger is better,
And they sure like it wetter,
always go for the bullriding trophy!

 
Seriously though, didn't Texas coin the phrase "bigger is better"? 
I guess I must've missed the "wetter" part! 

[Lumière]

How 'bout another? 


It ended with a blasted storm from the Pacific,