Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Pipedream]

Ennis talked of coyotes as he pulled off his sock,
but he had more than just coyote stories on stock

[Lumière]

Ennis talked of coyotes as he pulled off his sock,
but he had more than just coyote stories on stock.
He wondered when with handsome Jack he would lay,

[memento]

Ennis talked of coyotes as he pulled off his sock,
but he had more than just coyote stories on stock.
He wondered when with handsome Jack he would lay,
thinking that would so make my day,

[Lumière]

Ennis talked of coyotes as he pulled off his sock,
but he had more than just coyote stories on stock.
He wondered when with handsome Jack he would lay,
thinking that would so make my day,
Only Jack he desired, to hold and kiss and f--k..


 ( Apologies for my slop-bucket mouth... )

[Mikaela]

Heh! Well, perhaps this one will be less..... explicit? 


Lureen's hairdresser had much to do,

[Lumière]

Lureen's hairdresser had much to do,
He shrieked, "Girl, have I got the do for you!",

[Mikaela]

Lureen's hairdresser had much to do,
He shrieked, "Girl, have I got the do for you!",
Bleach-blonde, you'll take control

[Lumière]

Lureen's hairdresser had much to do,
He shrieked, "Girl, have I got the do for you!",
Bleach-blonde, you'll take control
A little trim, color, shampoo and roll,

[Fran]

Lureen's hairdresser had so much to do,
He shrieked, "Girl, have I got the do for you!",
Bleach-blonde, you'll take control
A little trim, color, shampoo and roll,
You'll look like Farrah Fawcett No. 2.





As fireworks glowed in the sky,

[Lumière]

As fireworks glowed in the sky,
Ennis' short temper did fly,