Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 1050985 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #280 on: June 01, 2006, 05:49:42 pm »
Ennis talked of coyotes as he pulled off his sock,
but he had more than just coyote stories on stock


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #281 on: June 01, 2006, 05:56:47 pm »
Ennis talked of coyotes as he pulled off his sock,
but he had more than just coyote stories on stock.
He wondered when with handsome Jack he would lay,


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #282 on: June 01, 2006, 06:48:56 pm »
Ennis talked of coyotes as he pulled off his sock,
but he had more than just coyote stories on stock.
He wondered when with handsome Jack he would lay,
thinking that would so make my day,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #283 on: June 01, 2006, 07:11:54 pm »
Ennis talked of coyotes as he pulled off his sock,
but he had more than just coyote stories on stock.
He wondered when with handsome Jack he would lay,
thinking that would so make my day,
Only Jack he desired, to hold and kiss and f--k..


 ;D( Apologies for my slop-bucket mouth... :P)


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #284 on: June 01, 2006, 08:58:05 pm »
Heh! Well, perhaps this one will be less..... explicit?  ;D


Lureen's hairdresser had much to do,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #285 on: June 01, 2006, 09:11:35 pm »
Lureen's hairdresser had much to do,
He shrieked, "Girl, have I got the do for you!",


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #286 on: June 01, 2006, 09:22:16 pm »
Lureen's hairdresser had much to do,
He shrieked, "Girl, have I got the do for you!",
Bleach-blonde, you'll take control

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #287 on: June 01, 2006, 09:38:36 pm »
Lureen's hairdresser had much to do,
He shrieked, "Girl, have I got the do for you!",
Bleach-blonde, you'll take control
A little trim, color, shampoo and roll,


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #288 on: June 01, 2006, 09:55:26 pm »
Lureen's hairdresser had so much to do,
He shrieked, "Girl, have I got the do for you!",
Bleach-blonde, you'll take control
A little trim, color, shampoo and roll,
You'll look like Farrah Fawcett No. 2.





As fireworks glowed in the sky,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #289 on: June 01, 2006, 10:05:00 pm »
As fireworks glowed in the sky,
Ennis' short temper did fly,