Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Lumière]

Ain't no little thing happenin' here
Even though I say "I ain't queer",
he lamented letting Jack out of his sights,
He was so damn mad, he got into fights,

[Ray]

Ain't no little thing happenin' here
Even though I say "I ain't queer",
he lamented letting Jack out of his sights,
He was so damn mad, he got into fights,
He just could let go of his irrational fear!

[Ray]

Two scared girls waved from the porch,

[Lumière]

Two scared girls waved from the porch,
He was hot with anger, burning like a torch,

[Fran]

Two scared girls waved from the porch,
He was hot with anger, burning like a torch,
Then a pickup blocked his path,

[Lumière]

Two scared girls waved from the porch,
He was hot with anger, burning like a torch,
Then a pickup blocked his path,
He lost it and unleashed his wrath

[Fran]

Two scared girls waved from the porch,
He was hot with anger, burning like a torch,
Then a pickup blocked his path,
He lost it and unleashed his wrath
Yeah, Alma's "Jack Twist? Jack Nasty!" words did scorch!


Jack offered a drink to a clown,

[Lumière]

Jack offered a drink to a clown,
but the silly oaf turned him down.

[Becky]

Jack offered a drink to a clown,
but the silly oaf turned him down,
Jack gave him the look,
And played by the book,

Sorry, kinda did two there, it is just that I haven't been on here in a while so I thought I would make up for it.

[Lumière]

Jack offered a drink to a clown,
but the silly oaf turned him down,
Jack gave him the look,
And played by the book,
"F--k him", said Jack with a frown.

 
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