Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Lumière]

The snow barely lasted an hour,
Yet Joe issued an order so dour,
Jack began to take down the tent,
Ennis started to vent,
He felt angry, sick; life could be so sour.

[Lumière]

Ennis showered and wore his sunday best,

[JCinNYC2006]

His shirt was clean and his hair was pressed

[Fran]

Ennis showered and wore his sunday best,
His shirt was clean and his hair was pressed,
After four long years he'd see

[Lumière]

Ennis showered and wore his sunday best,
His shirt was clean and his hair was pressed,
After four long years he'd see
That true to Jack his heart'll always be,

[Fran]

Ennis showered and wore his Sunday best,
His shirt was clean and his hair was pressed,
After four long years he'd see
That true to Jack his heart'll always be,
T'was real love, so diff'rent from the rest.



Jack's mother baked a cherry cake that morn'

[Lumière]

Jack's mother baked a cherry cake that morn',
She hummed, thinking of the day her son was born.

[Toast]

Jack's mother baked a cherry cake that morn',
She hummed, thinking of the day her son was born.
She knew that Ennis would soon be there

[Pipedream]

Jack's mother baked a cherry cake that morn',
She hummed, thinking of the day her son was born.
She knew that Ennis would soon be there
He came and she offered him a chair

[Ray]

Jack's mother baked a cherry cake that morn',
She hummed, thinking of the day her son was born.
She knew that Ennis would soon be there
He came and she offered him a chair
And Pappa Twist carried on like a raw prawn!