Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 1144010 times)

Offline saucycobblers

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #650 on: June 14, 2006, 02:13:48 pm »
She divorced him and married Riverton's grocer,
She wanted someone to whom she could get closer.
Her love for Ennis prevailed,
"Jack Twist... Jack Nasty!" she wailed,
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #651 on: June 14, 2006, 03:13:21 pm »
She divorced him and married Riverton's grocer,
She wanted someone to whom she could get closer.
Her love for Ennis prevailed,
"Jack Twist... Jack Nasty!" she wailed.
She wept bitterly, feeling like a sad loser.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #652 on: June 14, 2006, 03:17:40 pm »
Oh I haven't started one off yet, mind if I do the honours?

There once was a peeing sheep,


Classy start, hunh? ;D
"Look too often at those hills, lie too long beside those rippling rivers, and you may think you are hearing a love song, when actually it is a death song." Larry McMurtry, Brokeback Mountain: Story to Screenplay.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #653 on: June 14, 2006, 03:19:39 pm »
There once was a peeing sheep,
And what a devoted vigil he did keep!


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #654 on: June 14, 2006, 04:15:48 pm »
There once was a peeing sheep,
And what a devoted vigil he did keep!
When he wasn't depositing rivulets
Now bring me that horizon.♥We have our heading.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #655 on: June 14, 2006, 05:36:21 pm »
There once was a peeing sheep,
And what a devoted vigil he did keep!
When he wasn't depositing rivulets
He was checking out the boys' anklets!


 :laugh: (dumb, i know.. :P)


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #656 on: June 14, 2006, 05:43:38 pm »
There once was a peeing sheep,
And what a devoted vigil he did keep!
When he wasn't depositing rivulets
He was checking out the boys' anklets!
And he did this all without a bleat!


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #657 on: June 14, 2006, 05:47:18 pm »
lol..another:  :)


"Ennis, will you marry me?", asked Jack


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #658 on: June 14, 2006, 05:51:40 pm »
"Ennis, will you marry me?", asked Jack.
"I would," he replied, "but guts I lack!"


S'alright, s'alright!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #659 on: June 14, 2006, 05:53:57 pm »
"Ennis, will you marry me?", asked Jack.
"I would," he replied, "but guts I lack!"
thats no problem have another Beer,