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Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post) (Read 3664579 times)
saucycobblers
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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
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June 14, 2006, 02:13:48 pm »
She divorced him and married Riverton's grocer,
She wanted someone to whom she could get closer.
Her love for Ennis prevailed,
"Jack Twist... Jack Nasty!" she wailed,
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Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!
Lumière
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
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June 14, 2006, 03:13:21 pm »
She divorced him and married Riverton's grocer,
She wanted someone to whom she could get closer.
Her love for Ennis prevailed,
"Jack Twist... Jack Nasty!" she wailed.
She wept bitterly, feeling like a sad loser.
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Becky
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No one can resist the Twist!
Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
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June 14, 2006, 03:17:40 pm »
Oh I haven't started one off yet, mind if I do the honours?
There once was a peeing sheep,
Classy start, hunh?
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"Look too often at those hills, lie too long beside those rippling rivers, and you may think you are hearing a love song, when actually it is a death song." Larry McMurtry, Brokeback Mountain: Story to Screenplay.
Lumière
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
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There once was a peeing sheep,
And what a devoted vigil he did keep!
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ThePirateBride
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
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There once was a peeing sheep,
And what a devoted vigil he did keep!
When he wasn't depositing rivulets
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Now bring me that horizon.♥We have our heading.
Lumière
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
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There once was a peeing sheep,
And what a devoted vigil he did keep!
When he wasn't depositing rivulets
He was checking out the boys' anklets!
(dumb, i know..
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memento
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There But For Fortune
Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
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There once was a peeing sheep,
And what a devoted vigil he did keep!
When he wasn't depositing rivulets
He was checking out the boys' anklets!
And he did this all without a bleat!
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Lumière
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lol..another:
"Ennis, will you marry me?", asked Jack
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Pipedream
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
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"Ennis, will you marry me?", asked Jack.
"I would," he replied, "but guts I lack!"
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David
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
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"Ennis, will you marry me?", asked Jack.
"I would," he replied, "but guts I lack!"
thats no problem have another Beer,
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