Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Snowflakes]

Jack stood naked by the river,
The friggin cold made him shiver.
"He'll never talk to me again!", he sighed.
But to himself he belied

[David]

Jack stood naked by the river,
The friggin cold made him shiver.
"He'll never talk to me again!", he sighed.
But to himself he belied,
there is hope yet, and more than a sliver!

[ThePirateBride]

Lovely!   

Lureen had talent as a barrel racer

[memento]

Lureen had talent as a barrel racer,
and when she saw Jack Twist, she became a chaser,

[Mikaela]

Lureen had talent as a barrel racer,
and when she saw Jack Twist, she became a chaser,
she even uttered the matin' call

[memento]

Lureen had talent as a barrel racer,
and when she saw Jack Twist, she became a chaser,
she even uttered the matin' call,
and didn't know how hard she'd fall,

[Becky]

Lureen had talent as a barrel racer,
and when she saw Jack Twist, she became a chaser,
she even uttered the matin' call,
and didn't know how hard she'd fall,
She thought if she came to close Jack would mace her!

Hahahahaha so random, sorry I have just runined that limerick, please feel free to take it out and put your own, and better versions in.

[ThePirateBride]

That's the fun of it though!

Jack and Ennis shared an embrace

[Mikaela]

Jack and Ennis shared an embrace
that had them both in a complete daze

[Lumière]

Jack and Ennis shared an embrace
that had them both in a complete daze
Ennis savored Jack's musky smell,