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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3224213 times)

Offline Sason

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7180 on: January 18, 2012, 04:55:06 pm »
When Jack saw his father-in-law test his patience
guessed he was one of those without a conscience
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7181 on: January 29, 2012, 10:54:52 pm »
When Jack saw his father-in-law test his patience
guessed he was one of those without a conscience
called him "son-of -a-bitch"
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7182 on: January 31, 2012, 03:50:09 pm »
When Jack saw his father-in-law test his patience
guessed he was one of those without a conscience
called him "son-of -a-bitch"
even though he was rich
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Offline SuperDistortion

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7183 on: February 22, 2012, 10:17:37 am »
When Jack saw his father-in-law test his patience
guessed he was one of those without a conscience
called him "son-of -a-bitch"
even though he was rich
Jake's demeanor thoroughly wreaking insouciance.  ;)
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7184 on: February 22, 2012, 06:40:13 pm »
Ronny showed mercy and added the last line,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7185 on: February 28, 2012, 04:02:02 pm »
Ronny showed mercy and added the last line,
and it works!  His last line is just fine
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7186 on: February 28, 2012, 04:14:18 pm »
Ronny showed mercy and added the last line,
and it works!  His last line is just fine
His vocab is fab,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7187 on: February 28, 2012, 04:17:12 pm »
Ronny showed mercy and added the last line,
and it works!  His last line is just fine
His vocab is fab,
he's not lyrically drab
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7188 on: February 28, 2012, 04:23:46 pm »
Ronny showed mercy and added the last line,
and it works!  His last line is just fine
His vocab is fab,
he's not lyrically drab
But this time, the last line's actually mine!
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7189 on: February 28, 2012, 04:25:31 pm »
Good one!


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