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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7210 on: March 08, 2012, 02:13:51 am »
Was Bobby really conceived in a car?
What do you think- he was grown in a jar?
Jack closed his eyes,
His passion a surprise?

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7211 on: March 08, 2012, 08:31:55 am »
Was Bobby really conceived in a car?
What do you think- he was grown in a jar?
Jack closed his eyes,
His passion a surprise?
Fast or slow, Jack's thoughts wandered afar.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7212 on: March 08, 2012, 04:06:09 pm »
Lureen asked why husbands don't dance with their wives,

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7213 on: March 08, 2012, 04:11:59 pm »
Lureen asked why husbands don't dance with their wives,
at this thought, Jack broke out into hives


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7214 on: March 08, 2012, 05:52:50 pm »
Lureen asked why husbands don't dance with their wives,
at this thought, Jack broke out into hives
He danced with LaShawn

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7215 on: March 08, 2012, 06:43:01 pm »
Lureen asked why husbands don't dance with their wives,
At this thought, Jack broke out into hives
He danced with LaShawn
Fine-boned, wanting brawn
"Laß sein. Laß sein."

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7216 on: March 08, 2012, 06:56:08 pm »
Lureen asked why husbands don't dance with their wives,
At this thought, Jack broke out into hives
He danced with LaShawn
Fine-boned, wanting brawn
Why did he and Ennis have separate lives?

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7217 on: March 10, 2012, 10:57:44 am »
Jack was never gotten by the army,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7218 on: March 10, 2012, 12:25:36 pm »
Jack was never gotten by the army,
Ennis' dad thought rodeo cowboys barmy.
"Laß sein. Laß sein."

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7219 on: March 10, 2012, 12:30:06 pm »
Jack was never gotten by the army,
Ennis' dad thought rodeo cowboys barmy.
Those crushed vertebrates,