Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[SuperDistortion]

Chuck claimed to be a boobosexual last night,
But was that really him or a six of Bud Light?

[southendmd]

Chuck claimed to be a boobosexual last night,
But was that really him or a six of Bud Light?
We may never know,

[SuperDistortion]

Chuck claimed to be a boobosexual last night,
But was that really him or a six of Bud Light?
We may never know,
How low he will go,

[Lynne]

Chuck claimed to be a boobosexual last night,
But was that really him or a six of Bud Light?
We may never know,
How low he will go,
But when he works it, he works it just right!

[SuperDistortion]

The weather had cleared as the event began
Most brokies were walking but one of us ran
Each mile we saw fit
To yell out, "yee-haaaaw!", it
Seemed everyone there was a Team Brokeback fan!

[Front-Ranger]

And everyone following
was a Team Brokeback fan!!


YEEE-HAWW!!!!

[Sason]

Junior and Jenny didn't want a push,
Ennis was busy thinking of Jack's tush,
He wanted it badly
Butt Jack obliged gladly
Before they knew it, they were rolling in the bush

[SuperDistortion]

Satin sheets were the choice of Lureen
How much action could those sheets have seen?
We'd better not ask
Not up to the task
To explain away bed clothes not needing a clean.

[Sason]

Nicely done, Ronny! You wrote all five lines!

[gwyllion]

Nicely done, Ronny! You wrote all five lines!
When I last saw Ronny, I was sampling some wines,