Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3233038 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7370 on: August 22, 2012, 06:00:39 pm »

The food was scattered by the dumb-ass mules
but they didn't kick him in the jewels


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7371 on: August 22, 2012, 06:34:52 pm »
The food was scattered by the dumb-ass mules
but they didn't kick him in the jewels
Only beans were left

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7372 on: August 22, 2012, 07:22:43 pm »
The food was scattered by the dumb-ass mules
but they didn't kick him in the jewels
Only beans were left
As such they were deft
"Really, it's not mine..."   --- Austin Powers

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7373 on: August 23, 2012, 03:43:37 pm »
The food was scattered by the dumb-ass mules
but they didn't kick him in the jewels
Only beans were left
As such they were deft
Next week, beans would have to serve them as fuels.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7374 on: August 24, 2012, 11:47:27 am »
Because of Jack, he's nothing, he's nowhere.
"Really, it's not mine..."   --- Austin Powers

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7375 on: August 24, 2012, 03:21:35 pm »
Because of Jack, he's nothing, he's nowhere.
into Jack, that did put a scare


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7376 on: August 24, 2012, 04:20:28 pm »
Because of Jack, he's nothing, he's nowhere.
into Jack, that did put a scare
His anger left

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7377 on: August 27, 2012, 12:39:00 pm »
Because of Jack, he's nothing, he's nowhere.
into Jack, that did put a scare
His anger left
Two hearts so cleft
« Last Edit: September 03, 2012, 12:38:08 pm by SuperDistortion »
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7378 on: September 04, 2012, 10:28:13 pm »
Because of Jack, he's nothing, he's nowhere.
Into Jack, that did put a scare.
His anger left
Two hearts so cleft
But too little, too late, for either to care.
A companion where none had been expected...

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7379 on: September 07, 2012, 04:00:30 pm »
What Ennis had left, was nothing but shirts

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