Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Mikaela]

Them lucky sheep sure got an eyeful
when Jack and Ennis got playful

[Lumière]

Them lucky sheep sure got an eyeful
when Jack and Ennis got playful
The moans they must've heard,   

[Mikaela]

Them lucky sheep sure got an eyeful
when Jack and Ennis got playful
The moans they must've heard,
overheated the herd

[Lumière]

Them lucky sheep sure got an eyeful
when Jack and Ennis got playful
The moans they must've heard,
overheated the herd
Especially when, of Jack, Ennis took a mouthful.



I got bitten by that Jack Nasty bug again! lol

[Mikaela]

Well, I bet the sheep would much rather see them with those kinds of mouthfuls than with their mouths full of mutton! 

I did *not* just say that!  


Better start another, prim and proper one quickly:


Ennis took his daughters to town

[Lumière]

Ennis took his daughters to town,
When he was with them, never a frown.



p/s Mikaela - cheers for changing the limerick on me like that...
What happened with "Ennis loved his lil girls" ..lol

[Mikaela]

Ennis took his daughters to town,
When he was with them, never a frown.
He bought them ice cream



Heh - keeping you on your toes there?    Nah- just that I didn't know you were already on the case.

[Lumière]

Ennis took his daughters to town,
When he was with them, never a frown.
He bought them ice cream
They were quite the splendid team

[Snowflakes]

Ennis took his daughters to town,
When he was with them, never a frown.
He bought them ice cream
They were quite the splendid team
For with his girls he could smile like a clown.

[Lumière]

ANother?


I'll make him eat the phukin' floor