Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Lumière]

I'd love to be Ennis' warsh rag
Be almost as good as a long shag
All over his face, arms, legs and d**k     
A lil' water, a bit of clear slick...
I'd savor his taut muscles, def'nitely no sag...



 

[Pipedream]

Time for a new one: 

Young Ennis was highly attractive

[Mikaela]

Young Ennis was highly attractive
and Jack Twist was Ennis-reactive

[David]

Young Ennis was highly attractive
and Jack Twist was Ennis-reactive
They were handsome young bucks,

[Pipedream]

Young Ennis was highly attractive
and Jack Twist was Ennis-reactive
They were handsome young bucks,
Yearning hard for some f*cks

(Sorry, but what else rhymes here??)

[David]

Young Ennis was highly attractive
and Jack Twist was Ennis-reactive
They were handsome young bucks,
Yearning hard for some f*cks ,
their days on the mountain were Active!

[Mikaela]

Active with a capital A, sure enough!     
We shouldn't let the limericking marathon end - we're moving towards a 1,000 posts!

Next:


It's Saturday, we could smarten up

[memento]

It's Saturday, we could smarten up,
Let's go to the church social after we sup,

[Mikaela]

It's Saturday, we could smarten up,
Let's go to the church social after we sup.
We'll be polite, and nod and smile

[ThePirateBride]

It's Saturday, we could smarten up,
Let's go to the church social after we sup.
We'll be polite, and nod and smile
Even to those who happen to be vile