Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[David]

This lad named Ennis was from Sage,
He hardly spoke, but he was full of rage,
Got himself engaged to a lass called Alma,
and they planned a very simple wedding gala,
but after that he felt trapped in a cage.

[Lumière]

Another ...

Poor lil Jenny suffered from asthma

[Fran]

Poor lil Jenny suffered from asthma
Continual wheezing made her feel blah

[Lumière]

Poor lil Jenny suffered from asthma
Continual wheezing made her feel blah
The poor little thing,

[memento]

Poor lil Jenny suffered from asthma
Continual wheezing made her feel blah
The poor little thing,
So much suff-er-ing,

[ThePirateBride]

Poor lil Jenny suffered from asthma
Continual wheezing made her feel blah
The poor little thing,
So much suff-er-ing,
For her as well as her Ma and Pa.

[David]

There was a Grocer named Monroe,

[memento]

There was a Grocer named Monroe,
who understood Alma's woe,

[ThePirateBride]

There was a Grocer named Monroe,
who understood Alma's woe,
He wanted a piece

[Fran]

There was a Grocer named Monroe,
who understood Alma's woe,
He wanted a piece
of her to release