Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 1139301 times)

Offline Daniel

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #940 on: June 26, 2006, 04:37:03 pm »
'Twas fun at Don Wroe's cabin, like a honeymoon
Like newlyweds in the month of June.
Making love was all they did,
'Cause it was their id
That gave 'em the sex drive of a baboon.
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #941 on: June 26, 2006, 04:40:11 pm »
'Twas fun at Don Wroe's cabin, like a honeymoon
Like newlyweds in the month of June.
Making love was all they did,
'Cause it was their id
That gave 'em the sex drive of a baboon.

sex drive of a baboon??  :laugh:



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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #942 on: June 26, 2006, 04:45:11 pm »
Okay, well, it rhymes!   :laugh:

Jimbo surely thought 'bout it twice
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #943 on: June 26, 2006, 04:47:22 pm »
Jimbo surely thought 'bout it twice
Cause Jack, no doubt, was kinda nice!


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #944 on: June 26, 2006, 05:04:02 pm »
Jimbo surely thought 'bout it twice
Cause Jack, no doubt, was kinda nice!
He'd be deeply sighing
Now bring me that horizon.♥We have our heading.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #945 on: June 26, 2006, 05:07:14 pm »
Jimbo surely thought 'bout it twice
Cause Jack, no doubt, was kinda nice!
He'd be deeply sighing
Jack was desperate, horny, dying...


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #946 on: June 26, 2006, 05:29:34 pm »
Jimbo surely thought 'bout it twice
Cause Jack, no doubt, was kinda nice!
He'd be deeply sighing
Jack was desperate, horny, dying...
But Jimbo was scared, so'n Scheiß!

(Ahem, "So'n Scheiß" = German for "such a shit!"; bad style, I know, but it rhymes!!)  ;D 


S'alright, s'alright!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #947 on: June 27, 2006, 10:42:54 am »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Monroe is kind hearted but dorky
Now bring me that horizon.♥We have our heading.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #948 on: June 27, 2006, 11:53:14 am »
Monroe is kind hearted but dorky
And also a little bit porky
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #949 on: June 27, 2006, 11:55:04 am »
Monroe is kind hearted but dorky
And also a little bit porky
He loves his pipe
"Look too often at those hills, lie too long beside those rippling rivers, and you may think you are hearing a love song, when actually it is a death song." Larry McMurtry, Brokeback Mountain: Story to Screenplay.