Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[saucycobblers]

Ennis's clothes were very, very dirty
But it never stopped Jack from being flirty
"I could wash them if you like?"
"But I'd really rather ride you like a bike!"
"Cos Jack, you are sooo purty!"

Jack's truck approached in the distance,

[memento]

Jack's truck approached in the distance,
Ennis awaited the stranger without any resistance,

[Lumière]

Jack's truck approached in the distance,
Ennis looked up, throwing a glance

[saucycobblers]

Jack's truck approached in the distance,
Ennis looked up, throwing a glance
At this cute young cowboy

[Mikaela]

Jack's truck approached in the distance,
Ennis looked up, throwing a glance
At this cute young cowboy
and at once hatched a ploy

[Lumière]

Jack's truck approached in the distance,
Ennis looked up, throwing a glance
At this cute young cowboy
and at once hatched a ploy
But reconsidered, 'With him, I got no chance!"

 

[Lumière]

Another...


Jack pounded the shirt with a big stick,

[ThePirateBride]

Jack pounded the shirt with a big stick,
While dreaming of a big dick

[Lumière]

Jack pounded the shirt with a big stick,
While dreaming of a big dick
As he recalled the night before

[Fran]

Jack pounded the shirt with a big stick,
While dreaming of a big dick
As he recalled the night before
He knew he wanted an encore