Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Lumière]

Jack pounded the shirt with a big stick,
While dreaming of a big dick
As he recalled the night before
He knew he wanted an encore
Twas what he wanted to touch, grab and lick.


 

[ThePirateBride]

Yes!   

Ennis could've had Jack all those years

[Snowflakes]

Ennis could've had Jack all those years
Instead he married Alma Beers

[Midnight24]

Ennis could've had Jack all those years
Instead he married Alma Beers
Together they stayed

[memento]

Ennis could've had Jack all those years
Instead he married Alma Beers
Together they stayed
And two children they made

[Lumière]

Ennis could've had Jack all those years
Instead he married Alma Beers
Together they stayed
And two children they made
But there was more sorrow than cheers.

 

[Fran]

The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go,

[Midnight24]

The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go,
So Ennis left the house in sorrow,

[Lumière]

The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go,
So Ennis left the house in sorrow,
Clutching a brown paper bag,

[Fran]

The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go,
So Ennis left the house in sorrow,
Clutching a brown paper bag,
Suppressing the urge to gag,