Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3183647 times)

Offline Lumière

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #800 on: June 21, 2006, 02:52:29 pm »
The boys reunited in the stairwell,
They could both feel their crotches swell,



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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #801 on: June 21, 2006, 04:17:16 pm »
The boys reunited in the stairwell,
They could both feel their crotches swell,
Their lips then met
Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #802 on: June 21, 2006, 04:20:01 pm »
The boys reunited in the stairwell,
They could both feel their crotches swell,
Their lips then met,
The kiss was quite wet,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #803 on: June 21, 2006, 04:28:20 pm »
The boys reunited in the stairwell,
They could both feel their crotches swell,
Their lips then met,
The kiss was quite wet,
they were re-defining the term "a hard sell".  ;)



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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #804 on: June 21, 2006, 04:36:18 pm »
The boys reunited in the stairwell,
They could both feel their crotches swell,
Their lips then met,
The kiss was quite wet,
they were re-defining the term "a hard sell".  ;)

SWELL!  ;D

ANother:

They fell into the small motel bed,



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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #805 on: June 21, 2006, 06:11:58 pm »
They fell into the small motel bed,
Body to body, head to head
What is essential, is invisible to the eye....

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #806 on: June 21, 2006, 06:15:08 pm »
They fell into the small motel bed,
Body to body, head to head
Naked as the day they were born,
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #807 on: June 21, 2006, 06:53:20 pm »
They fell into the small motel bed,
Body to body, head to head
Naked as the day they were born,
They made love till they were worn.


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #808 on: June 22, 2006, 10:38:04 am »
They fell into the small motel bed,
Body to body, head to head
Naked as the day they were born,
They made love till they were worn.
Their sexual hunger had been fed.
Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #809 on: June 22, 2006, 11:35:05 am »
They fell into the small motel bed,
Body to body, head to head
Naked as the day they were born,
They made love till they were worn.
Their sexual hunger had been fed.

More applause!!  ;)

Another:

A lone cowboy arrives in Signal Wyoming,