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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7810 on: August 17, 2016, 02:25:17 pm »

Jack Twist, he wanted Ennis' cock
preferably when it was hard as a rock
he grabbed  with both hands


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7811 on: August 17, 2016, 03:30:50 pm »
Jack Twist, he wanted Ennis' cock
preferably when it was hard as a rock
he grabbed  with both hands
while his own expands

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7812 on: August 18, 2016, 11:48:22 am »

Jack Twist, he wanted Ennis' cock
preferably when it was hard as a rock
he grabbed  with both hands
while his own expands
and then released into his sock.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7813 on: August 18, 2016, 03:20:23 pm »
L D Newsome walked sideways like a crab

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7814 on: August 19, 2016, 08:44:47 am »
L D Newsome walked sideways like a crab
his stomach, Jack wanted to jab


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7815 on: August 19, 2016, 02:35:54 pm »
L D Newsome walked sideways like a crab
his stomach, Jack wanted to jab
Meanest man on earth

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7816 on: August 20, 2016, 04:46:04 pm »

L D Newsome walked sideways like a crab
his stomach, Jack wanted to jab
Meanest man on earth
been that way since birth


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7817 on: August 20, 2016, 05:18:18 pm »
L D Newsome walked sideways like a crab
his stomach, Jack wanted to jab
Meanest man on earth
been that way since birth
Yes we all agree, he was a real scab

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7818 on: August 26, 2016, 10:12:16 pm »
the enigma that is Ennis Del Mar


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7819 on: August 27, 2016, 03:44:35 pm »
The enigma that is Ennis Del Mar
the transmission broke on his car

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