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« Reply #7900 on: July 10, 2018, 07:16:33 pm »

In the tent, Jack had Ennis by the balls
they surely didn't need no mating calls
Jack grabbed Ennis tight
went at it all night
drowning out the persistent mountain squalls
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« Reply #7901 on: July 11, 2018, 07:12:26 pm »

Ennis woke up, covered in sweat
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
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« Reply #7902 on: September 17, 2018, 04:53:44 pm »

Ennis woke up, covered in sweat
thinking of Jack, all warm and wet
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« Reply #7903 on: September 21, 2018, 09:18:47 pm »

Ennis woke up, covered in sweat
thinking of Jack, all warm and wet
Ennis was rock hard
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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« Reply #7904 on: September 23, 2018, 01:29:28 pm »

Ennis woke up, covered in sweat
thinking of Jack, all warm and wet
Ennis was rock hard
didn't want the night marred
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« Reply #7905 on: September 23, 2018, 05:08:21 pm »

Ennis woke up, covered in sweat
thinking of Jack, all warm and wet
Ennis was rock hard
didn't want the night marred
So he grabbed Jack and took what he could get!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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« Reply #7906 on: September 24, 2018, 04:41:04 pm »

They started untangle them chilean sheep
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« Reply #7907 on: September 26, 2018, 09:00:04 pm »


They started untangle them chilean sheep
It took long and they lost out on sleep
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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« Reply #7908 on: October 06, 2018, 02:56:16 pm »

They started untangle them chilean sheep
It took long and they lost out on sleep
But when they were done
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« Reply #7909 on: October 07, 2018, 06:23:07 pm »

They started untangle them chilean sheep
It took long and they lost out on sleep
But when they were done
the night became fun
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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