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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7900 on: July 10, 2018, 07:16:33 pm »
In the tent, Jack had Ennis by the balls
they surely didn't need no mating calls
Jack grabbed Ennis tight
went at it all night
drowning out the persistent mountain squalls

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7901 on: July 11, 2018, 07:12:26 pm »
Ennis woke up, covered in sweat


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7902 on: September 17, 2018, 04:53:44 pm »
Ennis woke up, covered in sweat
thinking of Jack, all warm and wet

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7903 on: September 21, 2018, 09:18:47 pm »
Ennis woke up, covered in sweat
thinking of Jack, all warm and wet
Ennis was rock hard


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7904 on: September 23, 2018, 01:29:28 pm »
Ennis woke up, covered in sweat
thinking of Jack, all warm and wet
Ennis was rock hard
didn't want the night marred

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7905 on: September 23, 2018, 05:08:21 pm »
Ennis woke up, covered in sweat
thinking of Jack, all warm and wet
Ennis was rock hard
didn't want the night marred
So he grabbed Jack and took what he could get!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7906 on: September 24, 2018, 04:41:04 pm »
They started untangle them chilean sheep

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7907 on: September 26, 2018, 09:00:04 pm »

They started untangle them chilean sheep
It took long and they lost out on sleep


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7908 on: October 06, 2018, 02:56:16 pm »
They started untangle them chilean sheep
It took long and they lost out on sleep
But when they were done

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7909 on: October 07, 2018, 06:23:07 pm »
They started untangle them chilean sheep
It took long and they lost out on sleep
But when they were done
the night became fun


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!