Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 1082897 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7910 on: October 09, 2018, 02:19:30 pm »
They started untangle them chilean sheep
It took long and they lost out on sleep
But when they were done
the night became fun
They dove into each other fast and deep

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7911 on: October 09, 2018, 07:06:40 pm »
Aguirre was watching the camp


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7912 on: October 10, 2018, 03:30:49 pm »
Aguirre was watching the camp
he used binoculars, no lamp

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7913 on: October 10, 2018, 03:57:59 pm »
Aguirre was watching the camp
he used binoculars, no lamp
He liked what he saw
Manly action quite raw
That the front of his pants became damp.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7914 on: October 10, 2018, 06:25:52 pm »
Oh snap!  BBP jumped in!!!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7915 on: October 22, 2018, 06:58:26 am »
At night in the tent, Jack was hard


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7916 on: February 18, 2019, 04:56:25 pm »
At night in the tent, Jack was hard
Something Ennis could not disregard

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7917 on: February 19, 2019, 06:56:27 am »
At night in the tent, Jack was hard
Something Ennis could not disregard
He grabbed Jack real tight


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7918 on: February 19, 2019, 04:53:21 pm »
At night in the tent, Jack was hard
Something Ennis could not disregard
He grabbed Jack real tight
Took him without a fight

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7919 on: February 21, 2019, 08:51:54 pm »
At night in the tent, Jack was hard
Something Ennis could not disregard
He grabbed Jack real tight
Took him without a fight
the action did catch Jack off-guard


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!