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Where were you standing when the elephant farted?
« on: June 16, 2008, 01:04:29 am »
I went kaboom! Last week I would have told you I smelled it but didn't care.

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Re: Where were you standing when the elephant farted?
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2008, 02:35:13 am »
I think someone lost their minds!

 >:( >:(

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I been downwind of a horse farting....wasnt' a pleasant experience....

but not as bad as a cow!

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Re: Where were you standing when the elephant farted?
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2008, 02:39:31 am »
I think someone lost their minds!

 >:( >:(

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I been downwind of a horse farting....wasnt' a pleasant experience....

but not as bad as a cow!

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Who said ANYTHING about a cow Jess? We're talking about elelphants here! >:(

:laugh:

 Cow and horse farts probably stink too Jess. Didn't mean to dis ya, girl friend!! :-*
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Re: Where were you standing when the elephant farted?
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2008, 02:43:49 am »
well I never saw a elephant that was farting...sorry! I was going with MY experiences with large herbivores!!


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Re: Where were you standing when the elephant farted?
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2008, 03:02:02 am »

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Re: Where were you standing when the elephant farted?
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2008, 03:32:48 am »
well I never saw a elephant that was farting...sorry! I was going with MY experiences with large herbivores!!



Did you know the force of an elephant's fart can knock a full grown man down on his ass, all the way to the ground? It's true. The pressure exerted from an elephant's fart against a stationary object is nearly tornadic. Many people don't know it, but it's true. Google it and see for yourself. :)

Such is my life just now! :laugh:

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Re: Where were you standing when the elephant farted?
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2008, 03:36:27 am »
Did you know the force of an elephant's fart can knock a full grown man down on his ass, all the way to the ground? It's true. The pressure exerted from an elephant's fart against a stationary object is nearly tornadic. Many people don't know it, but it's true. Google it and see for yourself. :)



I think you have too much time on your hands....we are gonna get you a hobby!

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Re: Where were you standing when the elephant farted?
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2008, 03:39:27 am »
I've noticed nobody (but me) as voted in this poll.

You may vote descretely if you wish. And nobody will be the wiser for it! :laugh:

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Re: Where were you standing when the elephant farted?
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2008, 03:39:40 am »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wd3fNXCqQc[/youtube]

jeez, we are terrible at 3 in the morning aren't we?

Just like a couple of high school kids!

(its your fault!)

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Re: Where were you standing when the elephant farted?
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2008, 03:45:20 am »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wd3fNXCqQc[/youtube]

jeez, we are terrible at 3 in the morning aren't we?

Just like a couple of high school kids!

(its your fault!)

3 in the morning? :laugh:

It's 4 here in Indiana! >:(

I'll watch the video tomorrow. It looks like an elephant's ass in the preview. Can't wait to watch it. ;) :D

Nighty night ya'll!
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