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Offline delalluvia

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Midnight Rant of a Beta
« on: June 01, 2006, 12:52:33 am »
If you didn't know before, I'm what fanfic writers on the net call a 'beta'.  I proofread fanfic manuscripts for the writers.  I do slash predominantly in certain fandoms.

And tonight, while reading an almost final draft of an 81 page story....

The gods save me from young mothers who try to write male characters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


A 25 year old male squire, days away from his knighting ceremony, does NOT break down and cry in the arms of his mentor knight over a bad dream and get so upset that he needs a nightlight left on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [pulls hair, jumps up and down ranting and raving like a mad woman]

[BIG sigh]

OK, I feel a little better now, back to work...

[shakes head]

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Re: Midnight Rant of a Beta
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2006, 02:00:30 am »
Del,

LOL
I can tell your frustration from that post :).  Good for you to be a beta reader.  Hats off to you.  If you ever write some fan fictions, let us know, and you bet we want to read it.

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Re: Midnight Rant of a Beta
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2006, 02:47:48 am »
D I feel your pain! I have taken up fan fic as my lastest BbM obsession and I want to scratch my eyes out when I read some of the stuff that has been done to Ennis (particularly) and Jack. I tip my black cowboy hat to you.

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p.s. my sister lives in Seville. I pass through Madrid once or twice a year.

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Re: Midnight Rant of a Beta
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2006, 07:05:30 am »

A 25 year old male squire, days away from his knighting ceremony, does NOT break down and cry in the arms of his mentor knight over a bad dream and get so upset that he needs a nightlight left on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shakes head]

Sounds like you wade through some pretty awful stuff on a regular basis.  I often think some of the stuff that makes it into print is dreadful -- but I never really stopped to consider what may get screened out.

I can't imagine reading that in a story without doing a "spit-take."
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Re: Midnight Rant of a Beta
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2006, 08:42:28 am »
Lemme guess - does this particular work of fanfic stem from "A Knight's Tale"?   ::)

And just ask Leslie and Diane (DeeDee) - this here not-so-young mother can write male characters (one in particular) with the best of 'em.  ;)
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Re: Midnight Rant of a Beta
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2006, 09:15:14 am »
Oh, Lord, Del. I hope the rest of the story wasn't that bad?

Sheesh, 81 pages? Was that all one story, or chapters? Yikes, and I worry when my own little efforts go over 10 "pages" in Word because of my own short attention span when reading on line!
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Re: Midnight Rant of a Beta
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2006, 09:21:42 am »
Lemme guess - does this particular work of fanfic stem from "A Knight's Tale"?   ::)

Heh, I'll never tell. [whistles innocently]

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And just ask Leslie and Diane (DeeDee) - this here not-so-young mother can write male characters (one in particular) with the best of 'em.  ;)

I have no doubt, but OMG, some writers let their personal lives flavor their writings just waaaay too much. 

bjblake, rouxb, jennyc,

Writing is an art and any work is always looked upon as a work in progress and I'm the queen of rewrites myself, which is probably why I never finish anything, and while I know it's hard to write male characters if you're a female and vice versa, but c'mon ladies!  THINK about men in real life at least.

This young mother who is writing this story is a lovely, but lazy writer.  You should see the trashy dead pig ears she gives me to beta that eventually turn into silk purses, but ye gods, it's a hair-pulling laughable mess when you first read it.

Jeff,

In this story, the two adult male characters can't stop smiling and blushing at each other, can't stop constantly addressing each other by name (a big pet peeve of mine), they hang their heads shyly, they bury their face in their hands, they gasp like porn stars and pretty much act like Erica Kane in 'All My Children', throwing themselves against walls and pounding on it with their fists (I kid you not).

*sigh*

81 pages and it's just one story.  The 3rd in a trilogy as a matter of fact.  That's not too bad actually.

My manuscripts run to hundreds of pages (mind you they're just fanfiction, not an attempt at 'War and Peace' and they remain unfinished).  Some stories just need a lot of room to be told.

Yes, you lovers of fanfiction don't know what you're missing when you only read the final product.

All by itself it's high class entertainment.  ;D

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Re: Midnight Rant of a Beta
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2006, 12:08:11 pm »
Can I ask how you became a beta? I've never heard of this before and I think it's really interesting.  Is it just a hobby or something you actually do for money?
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Re: Midnight Rant of a Beta
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2006, 12:25:29 pm »
LOL...I can sense the frustration Del...

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Re: Midnight Rant of a Beta
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2006, 03:28:25 pm »
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Jeff,

In this story, the two adult male characters can't stop smiling and blushing at each other, can't stop constantly addressing each other by name (a big pet peeve of mine), they hang their heads shyly, they bury their face in their hands, they gasp like porn stars and pretty much act like Erica Kane in 'All My Children', throwing themselves against walls and pounding on it with their fists (I kid you not).

Del, if you manage to turn that pig's ear into a silk purse, you should be a candidate for writers' and editors' secular sainthood!
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