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Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« on: September 14, 2008, 04:56:55 pm »
so IF Hollywood came a-callin' and wanted to put our lil town to music (I think it would be better as a prime time soap...) but! if they DID make this into a musical...

A) Who would you want to play you

and

B) What would be 'your' theme song??




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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2008, 04:57:49 pm »
I got dibbs on Natalie Portman to play me...and my theme song has to be George Straits "How 'bout them Cowgirls?"


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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2008, 10:35:07 pm »

No prizes for guessing I'd like Christopher Meloni to play me. After all, we're so alike, we could almost be brothers! (Yeah, sure, I wish!)

 

I would be more than happy to provide Christopher with lots and lots of private tuition in perfecting a convincing Australian accent. 

And what song would I like to hear him sing? Please all be upstanding for the Gay National Anthem, "The Man I Love."

When the mellow moon begins to beam,
Ev'ry night I dream a little dream,
And of course Prince Charming is the theme,
The he for me.
Although I realize as well as you
It is seldom that a dream comes true,
For to me it's clear
That he'll appear.

Some day he'll come along,
The man I love.
And he'll be big and strong,
The man I love.
And when he comes my way,
I'll do my best to make him stay.

He'll look at me and smile.
I'll understand;
And in a little while,
He'll take my hand;
And though it seems absurd,
I know we both won't say a word.

Maybe I shall meet him Sunday,
Maybe Monday, maybe not;
Still I'm sure to meet him one day,
Maybe Tuesday will be my good news day.

He'll build a little home,
Just meant for two,
From which I'll never roam,
Who would - would you?
And so all else above,
I'm waiting for the man I love.


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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2008, 10:37:23 pm »
oh! HOT!!

I always think of Chris when I think of you, Kerry!!

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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2008, 11:09:49 pm »
Oh, dear, so hard to decide! Sometimes I'm Samantha Stevens (theme song: Bewitched) and sometimes, I'm Mrs. Robinson (theme song: Mrs. Robinson)!!
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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2008, 11:24:30 pm »
Oh, dear, so hard to decide! Sometimes I'm Samantha Stevens (theme song: Bewitched) and sometimes, I'm Mrs. Robinson (theme song: Mrs. Robinson)!!


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go with Mrs Robinson!! you can be the Bettermost temptress... :o :o

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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2008, 11:41:02 pm »
Well, I guess if I could pick someone who I think looks a bit like me, as in short and bubbly, it would be Sally Field.



Now....the song......gee whiz....so many.....

The first one that came to mind, and I dont know why, because I have not heard it for a long time, is a 60's song by Hermits Hermits....Sentimental Friend.......I guess that describes me.
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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2008, 12:01:14 am »
Well, I guess if I could pick someone who I think looks a bit like me, as in short and bubbly, it would be Sally Field.



Now....the song......gee whiz....so many.....

The first one that came to mind, and I dont know why, because I have not heard it for a long time, is a 60's song by Hermits Hermits....Sentimental Friend.......I guess that describes me.

We LIKE YOU!! we REALLY DO!!


 ;D ;D

good choice!!!

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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2008, 12:03:54 am »
ok so far we have:

Cast of Characters:

Christopher Meloni as Kerry
Mrs Robinson as Lee
Sally Field as Sue
Natalie Portman as Jess

an Oscar winning cast if I ever saw one!! (you know how the Academy loves ensemble casts... ::) )

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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2008, 12:19:04 am »
oh! HOT!!

I always think of Chris when I think of you, Kerry!!

I think about Chris a lot, too, Jess! Sigh!  ;)   :laugh:
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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2008, 05:04:13 am »
oh! HOT!!

I always think of Chris when I think of you, Kerry!!

I always think of Kerry, when I see Chris........When Im watch SVU, and see him smile, I always think, Yeah, Kerry is right, he is a hunk and another time, Chris took his shirt off and I thought I hope Kerry is watching .....He is HOT !!!!
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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2008, 05:15:13 am »
Well, I've been told I slightly resemble Ray Liotta and/or Eric McCormack but if I had a preference, and I'm ASSUMING I do (right Jess? ;) ) I'd like to think Brad Pitt would play my part. And as far as a theme song.... "It's Raining Men!" :D

Oh yeah! :)


I'm no where as good looking as he is, but that's who I'd pick. :D
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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2008, 05:58:17 am »
Well, I've been told I slightly resemble Ray Liotta and/or Eric McCormack but if I had a preference, and I'm ASSUMING I do (right Jess? ;) ) I'd like to think Brad Pitt would play my part. And as far as a theme song.... "It's Raining Men!" :D

Oh yeah! :)


I'm no where as good looking as he is, but that's who I'd pick. :D


Well whoever is writing the script.......I think Sally Field and Brad Pitt would make a very romantic couple. :o
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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2008, 06:06:40 am »
I think I want to be Jennifer Aniston.  She's got gorgeous hair, gorgeous body and a great sense of humor.  She's unlucky in love but had one fabulous looking husband once.  Oh and she did play Jake's "Mrs. Robinson" in The Good Girl.

Tje theme song could be "I'll be there for you" 
You know the song from the TV show Friends ;D :D :-* :)

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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2008, 07:26:07 am »
Well, I've been told I slightly resemble Ray Liotta and/or Eric McCormack but if I had a preference, and I'm ASSUMING I do (right Jess? ;) ) I'd like to think Brad Pitt would play my part. And as far as a theme song.... "It's Raining Men!" :D

Oh yeah! :)


I'm no where as good looking as he is, but that's who I'd pick. :D


oh please! like I look anything like Natalie Portman! This is a musical not a documentary!! honey you want Brad Pitt? You got him! DANG the cost!


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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2008, 07:27:20 am »
I think I want to be Jennifer Aniston.  She's got gorgeous hair, gorgeous body and a great sense of humor.  She's unlucky in love but had one fabulous looking husband once.  Oh and she did play Jake's "Mrs. Robinson" in The Good Girl.

Tje theme song could be "I'll be there for you" 
You know the song from the TV show Friends ;D :D :-* :)

awww! America's sweetheart...the sexy 'girl next door'!

man this is turning into quite a cast!

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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2008, 07:42:20 am »
awww! America's sweetheart...the sexy 'girl next door'!

man this is turning into quite a cast!

It'll win an Oscar for sure. Maybe several.  :D
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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2008, 07:44:27 am »
It'll win an Oscar for sure. Maybe several.  :D

I think we should have Sue give the acceptance speech for us but dang it, I AM going up on stage....

does EVERYONE get an Oscar when we get Best Picture? or do we have to share?

*Jess trying to decide where to put the trophy*

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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2008, 07:48:24 am »
This is fun  :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2008, 07:55:05 am »
This is fun  :D :D :D :D :D

(well as long as no one gets between Chris and the camera...you KNOW what a attention hog HE is...)

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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2008, 09:08:32 am »
(well as long as no one gets between Chris and the camera...you KNOW what a attention hog HE is...)

To quote a line from The Boys in the Band  - "He has unnatural, natural beauty."

The camera loves Chris! And (Gasp!) there's so much of him to love!  :-*   :-*   :-*

And the winner is . . . . . CHRISTOPHER MELONI!  :D

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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2008, 09:20:05 am »
well, this is interesting!

;D


let's see....who would play me?  Well, how about an Italian to play an Italian.  He's have to get rid of his hair, go with a crew cut to be more the part......but how about Tony Danza?






As for my theme song......."You've Got A Friend In Me" from the "Toy Story" soundtrack.

You've got a friend in me, You've got a friend in me
When the road looks rough ahead
And you're miles and miles From your nice warm bed
You just remember what your old pal said
Boy, you've got a friend in me, Yeah, you've got a friend in me

You've got a friend in me, You've got a friend in me
If you've got troubles, I've got 'em too
There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
We stick together and can see it through
Cause you've got a friend in me, You've got a friend in me

Some other folks might be
A little bit smarter than I am
Bigger and stronger too
Maybe
But none of them will ever love you
The way I do, it's me and you

Boy, and as the years go by
Our friendship will never die
You're gonna see it's our destiny
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2008, 09:33:21 am »
Tony is cool, Chucky....and I love that song from Toy Story..
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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2008, 01:48:58 pm »
I absolutly would want Steve Buscemi to play me!

"It was only you in my life, and it will always be only you, Jack, I swear."

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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2008, 03:10:53 pm »


Oh well I guess I'll go with Kelly McDonald since I know her accent will be spot on!

(Another graduate of the Trainspotting cast, Kelly Macdonald enhanced her reputation no end with an understated performance as a maid in Robert Altman's masterful 2001 murder mystery Gosford Park as well as roles in Nanny McPhee and No Country for Old Men),

Can Callum be played by either Gerard Butler, David Tenant or James McAvoy please.... !?!





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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #25 on: September 15, 2008, 03:17:03 pm »


Oh my!   Yummy!  He's in my favorite outfit on a guy.....blue jeans, white shirt, bare feet.....



*ooops, drifting off topic*


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Bettermost!! the Musical!!
« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2008, 06:20:15 pm »
Kelda!  I love Dido.  Awesome pic for a song.  She has a beautiful voice and the song is just so soothing.  I never knew the name of the tune was Thank You.   Very cool my friend.   :D

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« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2008, 06:49:09 pm »
Kelda!  I love Dido.  Awesome pic for a song.  She has a beautiful voice and the song is just so soothing.  I never knew the name of the tune was Thank You.   Very cool my friend.   :D

DIDO!!

I thought you said something else..... :-X :-X

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« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2008, 07:04:32 pm »
DIDO!!

I thought you said something else..... :-X :-X

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:.....You would........
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« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2008, 07:34:10 pm »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:.....You would........

I been hanging around the Aussie contingent too much...

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« Reply #30 on: September 15, 2008, 07:44:44 pm »
Im gonna send Don a note, to tell him what to put on your Christmas list...... :o :o
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« Reply #31 on: September 15, 2008, 07:47:19 pm »
a vibrating cellphone???

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« Reply #32 on: September 15, 2008, 08:12:58 pm »
a vibrating cellphone???

 :o :o :o YOU are kinkier than I thought you were.......you devil you........ :o :o
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« Reply #33 on: September 15, 2008, 08:19:20 pm »
a vibrating cellphone???

I dont want to get off topic......but cant resist......that reminds me of the lady friend of a friends uncles auntys cousin, who used to put a pair of gym shoes on the spin cycle of her washing machine, and then lean up against it........ :o :o :o
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« Reply #34 on: October 14, 2008, 09:24:37 am »
So, when's the musical taking off?  ;D


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!