LOL, ahh, good old Dill. That you're only mentioning it now, does that mean you only just finished reading it??
That package is damn huge!! When the woman at the collection counter gave to me she had to passs it through the door cos it wouldn't fit through the slip box. I've done a fair amount of shaking so I am sorry to hurt the big lump inside. I am dying to open it though, it's currently on my bed cos I almost opened it this afternoon. Thank you so much again. Don't scare me with "penultimate". I am yet to grasp the fact I will soon be 19.
Yay, so glad you're back, but sorry you have to return to school! I've been reading your Travelogue so see you've had fun 
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Oh no I finished TKM ages ago. Although I have been told that I won't need to use it until the start of next year. Well it was a big mix-up and we were supposed to be reading Frankenstein instead and TKM was infact for my GCSE instead of for an essay. So guess what I have been made to read although my holiday: Frankenstien! But I am finding it so boring, I mean Shelly uses about 10 words when she could use 1, but I guess that is what you get when reading "Classics".
No the reason I found the quote was cause I was "tidying" my room so when I was "tidying" my book shelf I started to read extracts until I found that one and I couldn't stop smiling.
I know it is huge, I just feel sorry for the people who had to carry it, it may be light but it is arkward to carry. The presents inside are smaller, it is just that my genius mum decided to bring home a giant jiffy bag instead of the size I advised. She defended herself by saying, "But I didn't think that the *beep* would fit in if i got the one you told me to get.".....likely story.
(btw that beep is not a swear word it is the lump's true identity)
Ah I am sure the big lump is fine, he is a tough old dog so he should be fine. Damn it I just gave away aload of clues, ah well it will just make it even more painful for you to resist opening it. But you must resist because if you open it before 1 minute past midnight on the 6th you will be eaten by scarab beetles.
Sorry, the mummy is on TV and that is the only punishment I could think of.
But yes tmy holiday was very fun, not very relaxing though. That is what I hate about my holidays they never seem to have any relaxation time scheduled in, it's always, "We are going here, then here, then here...oh yes and here." But even though my holidays aren't really relaxing they are always fun and exciting. Plus this time the highest temperature we experiecned was 94F which is about 40c if I am doing my maths right(which I am probably not). I know that may not seem that hot to you as you live so close to the equator, but it felt bloddy hot to me! So imagine racing about in that heat and then you may understand why I feel like I need a holiday now!
But all round good times.
