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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1160 on: April 04, 2015, 08:16:10 pm »
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Me: "Well, I'm happy to switch with ya, but...."  ;D

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1161 on: April 05, 2015, 07:16:04 am »
Good one!
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1162 on: April 05, 2015, 11:45:29 am »
I can't remember the last time I used a Brokieism.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1163 on: April 05, 2015, 07:01:01 pm »
My whole life is lived in movie quotes, almost. I have a few go-to's:
Rain Main
What About Bob?
Lord of the Rings/Hobbit
Beavis & Butthead Do America (please don't judge)
Forrest Gump

And now Brokeback.

Not all are appropriate to say out loud, but you can bet your bird they're in my head.  8)
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1164 on: April 06, 2015, 08:10:53 am »
Not all are appropriate to say out loud, but you can bet your bird they're in my head.  8)

:laugh:  I love that expression, bet your bird.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1165 on: January 24, 2016, 09:06:08 pm »
My new sweetheart has referred several times to "this thing" that we have between us. As far as I know, he hasn't seen Brokeback Mountain. Makes me smile every time.
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1166 on: January 25, 2016, 09:03:12 am »
aw, that's cute.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1167 on: January 30, 2016, 06:10:45 pm »
My new sweetheart has referred several times to "this thing" that we have between us. 

Probably not for the same reason Ennis put it that way, though.  :-\



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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1168 on: January 30, 2016, 07:02:22 pm »
Also...as you know I'm taking care of an elderly kitty, which includes hand feeding. When I took my mother to lunch yesterday, I excused myself to go wash my hands because, as I told her, they "smell like cat food, or worse."  8)
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1169 on: January 31, 2016, 08:45:58 am »
 :laugh:

Good one, Lee!

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