Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"

[brokebackjack]

Brokebackisms i use ALL the time, don't even have to think on it, they just pop out:

I redlined it all the way up here.

Whut?

No More Beans. < I had enough bad beans last summer in Nebraska to last me a lifetime. Even in OMELETTES. But made at home I still like.>



Brokebackisms i used BEFORE exposure to Brokeback:

Bud, what we GOT is one  goddamned BITCH of an unsatisfactory situation! <direct quote>

You're harder to see then the Pope. <direct quote>

What, are we goin a see each other every EVERY FOUR FUCKING YEARS?!?
<direct quote lol>

And all 3 to the same guy..........



brokebackisms I use when under the  appropriate circumstances:

Sure enuf.

That horse has a low startle point. <surprisin how many horses DO have a low startle point!>

'Water waaaalkin Jeeeesus!!!!'

You may be a sinner but I haven't yet had the opportunity.

We may be late, get to talkin and all....



I'm sure more Brokebackisms will be added....

[Penthesilea]

So, the GDBOUS seems to be resolved for now!

Glad to hear this 

[Noviani]

Hi everyone,

i work for a couple and today the wife came wearing a very short skirt with high heels, a very attractive look for my indonesian coworker..

and so one said, "you ought to try same style, Novi..."

i replied with less enthusiasm (considering my hubby will lock me at home if i do...)

" i ain't had the oppurtunity.."

and he bursted.

damn ass mules...

 

[brokebackjack]

that is very very funny!

[Front-Ranger]

Yes, Noviani, give us more!!

Just got an email from a work colleague who owes me a report that I'm supposed to edit and send on to the client. But instead of attaching the report, he just said, "Current thinking is that we'll email the report at mid-day on Friday, saying that we've been out commemorating Veteran's Day ceremonies..."

My answer?

"You're a real thinker there."

Yes, I'm getting quite a rep at work! 

[Noviani]

i don't swear much until BBM.

my company is struggling after the merger was cancelled in March, so the guys are accustomed with the tight money, so am I, until i watch BBM.

earlier this week. the accountant whined about "so less income this month..ooh..afraid we're not gonna able to pay you guys wages... etc etc.."

probably i was fed up listening the same drama over the past quarter (it may be a campaign for not giving bonus this end-year), so i stood from m chair, and with a stern look at her:

"this is a goddamn b** of an unsatisfactory situation..."

oh that jaw dropping from her,..and a confused look from  a bypassing coworker.and examining he says:

"what's up with you? just learning to swear?"


 

[serious crayons]

Even James Bond is getting into Brokieisms! Here's a much-quoted line from the new Bond movie, Casino Royale:

Asked by a bartender if he prefers his martini shaken or stirred, Craig's Bond snaps, "Do I look like I give a damn?"

Nice line. But you just know Bond really wanted to snap, "Do I look like I could afford a f'*ckin ropin horse?"

[Penthesilea]

Nice line. But you just know Bond really wanted to snap, "Do I look like I could afford a f'*ckin ropin horse?"

  I just picture him doing exactly *that* 
So completely out ot context, 007 talking about a roping horse, just like that.

[Mikaela]

Of course, now you two haave got me picturing Bond saying:

Frankly, my dear, I can't even afford a f**kin ropin horse.

[Katie77]

And when asked his name ........."Its Twist........Jack f***ing Twist"