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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #240 on: December 14, 2006, 12:42:52 am »
OMGosh! That is too funny! 
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #241 on: December 14, 2006, 10:50:48 am »
BBMCat, what you should do is get your client to say That's a GBOUS!!! Over and over!! It makes me feel better anyway.

My Brokieism for today is that yet again I am wearing my favorite color combination, blue and brown, to marry our two heroes together.

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #242 on: December 14, 2006, 01:54:20 pm »
My kids tell me there is a hole in the side of our house leading into the basement and that the neighbors' cats are getting into it. I have never seen this and am not sure if I believe it. But tell you what, I was down there today, and that goddamn basement smells like cat piss or worse.

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #243 on: December 14, 2006, 10:26:16 pm »
My kids tell me there is a hole in the side of our house leading into the basement and that the neighbors' cats are getting into it. I have never seen this and am not sure if I believe it. But tell you what, I was down there today, and that goddamn basement smells like cat piss or worse.


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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #244 on: December 14, 2006, 10:50:25 pm »
My kids tell me there is a hole in the side of our house leading into the basement and that the neighbors' cats are getting into it. I have never seen this and am not sure if I believe it. But tell you what, I was down there today, and that goddamn basement smells like cat piss or worse.

That is one of the funniest "brokeisms" Ive heard...... :laugh:
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #245 on: December 14, 2006, 10:51:33 pm »
LMAOOOOO!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #246 on: December 16, 2006, 03:29:59 pm »
I am using alternating blue and yellow (no brown available) highlighters to mark passages in the book I'm reading, as yet another homage to our boys.
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #247 on: December 16, 2006, 08:57:06 pm »
If nothing else proves this movie is a miracle, this does: the smell of cat piss bringing us joy.


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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #248 on: December 17, 2006, 07:02:54 am »
But tell you what, I was down there today, and that goddamn basement smells like cat piss or worse.

If nothing else proves this movie is a miracle, this does: the smell of cat piss bringing us joy.

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #249 on: December 17, 2006, 09:27:31 am »
I was at a Christmas party a couple of days ago when my dear friend Kieran got into conversation with a lovely bloke, David, who has...er...LaShawn tendencies. Kieran's new boyfriend Chris came over to get Kieran for the drive home. The conversation went like this...

Chris: Kieran and I are off soon.

Me: Better get comfortable, Chris. David's lovely but the man talks a blue streak.

Chris: Hunh??
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