I was at a Christmas party a couple of days ago when my dear friend Kieran got into conversation with a lovely bloke, David, who has...er...LaShawn tendencies. Kieran's new boyfriend Chris came over to get Kieran for the drive home. The conversation went like this...
Chris: Kieran and I are off soon.
Me: Better get comfortable, Chris. David's lovely but the man talks a blue streak.
Chris: Hunh??