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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #550 on: February 02, 2008, 05:08:03 am »
i think this thread is addicting because my brokieisms are becomming a common household joke around here....and i feel the need to report them to all my fellow fans.
so the lastest one goes like this:
my husband likes to do various outdoor activities, including snowmobiling, shooting, goldpanning, hiking, etc....but the latest faze is snowshoeing.  of course he's got a friend or two he chooses to go with, (A.K.A. "huntin' buddies").  lol....Anyways, all of them have seen brokeback mountain, and i'm always teasing them about these 'trips' being more than what they claim.  do i really think my hubby is gay?  no....but it's sure fun to tease him. 
so a few weeks ago he ordered a pair of snowshoes on ebay, and made plans to go out for another "day trip" with one of his  friends........but i couldn't resist........

i knew what i had to do....and i did it!

so,  he comes into the room with a snowshoe in hand , demanding an answer as to why there's a note tied to the end of it.

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #551 on: February 02, 2008, 05:22:36 am »


         I love that...so cute.       "they didn't go up there to," snowshoe.    ;D ;D

         How come they didnt never bring back no shoes?/



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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #552 on: February 02, 2008, 05:25:22 am »
"those snowshoes haven't ever touched snow.  price tag still on 'em after five years!"

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #553 on: February 02, 2008, 06:06:48 am »



        " You dont know nuttin bout it.  We was making sno cones."



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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #554 on: February 02, 2008, 03:29:13 pm »
"Jack Frost? Jack Nasty!"


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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #555 on: February 02, 2008, 04:37:09 pm »
"jack frost" from ineedcrayons


that was helarioius !!!!!!! :laugh:

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #556 on: February 02, 2008, 07:18:36 pm »
okay ellmeno.  i said to my husband "maybe we should go to the knife and fork tonight.....get a sitter?"
and he's like "what the f**ck is the knife and fork?"   lol :laugh:


and then today , when i made my kids clean their room i said "you pair a dueces lookin' for work i suggest you get your scrawny asses in here pronto"   ;D

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #557 on: February 07, 2008, 01:55:57 am »
"Jack Frost? Jack Nasty!"




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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #558 on: February 07, 2008, 02:02:53 am »
I went for coffee with a co-worker and he mentioned being short of cash.  I told him I could make him a loan and he could pay me back when we got back to Signal.   ;)  He looked at me like I'd lost my mind, so I explained it to him and that the appropriate response is that he ain't in the poorhouse. :D

I think he'll watch BBM with me soon...told him he'd have to if he ever wanted to understand half of what I'm talking about.
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #559 on: February 07, 2008, 03:21:37 am »
I went for coffee with a co-worker and he mentioned being short of cash.  I told him I could make him a loan and he could pay me back when we got back to Signal.   ;)  He looked at me like I'd lost my mind, so I explained it to him and that the appropriate response is that he ain't in the poorhouse. :D

I think he'll watch BBM with me soon...told him he'd have to if he ever wanted to understand half of what I'm talking about.

 :laugh: Ha ha. I think this is a great use of a Brokieism Lynne  :). When we get back to Signal - I try to picture the coworker's face. Did he at least respond with an Ennis-like hunh? or Whut?