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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #790 on: February 17, 2011, 09:23:30 pm »
How on earth did you keep a straight face!!?? I've been longing for a good new Brokeism lately; thank you, I've found it!!
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #791 on: February 18, 2011, 05:44:50 am »
For many years, my ex-husband has been joining four or five male friends for an annual ice-fishing expedition. This year, he asked to leave his car at my house while he was gone, and I said sure. He dropped off the car this morning and got picked up by a friend for the drive up north. While my ex was inside getting his gear, I chatted out front with his friend.

ME: Well, good luck with the fishing!

FRIEND: We don't go up there to fish.

 :o :o :o

What I think he actually meant was that they don't go up for the fishing, they go up for the drunken camaraderie. But who knows?!

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #792 on: February 18, 2011, 12:14:07 pm »
For many years, my ex-husband has been joining four or five male friends for an annual ice-fishing expedition. This year, he asked to leave his car at my house while he was gone, and I said sure. He dropped off the car this morning and got picked up by a friend for the drive up north. While my ex was inside getting his gear, I chatted out front with his friend.

ME: Well, good luck with the fishing!

FRIEND: We don't go up there to fish.

 :o :o :o

What I think he actually meant was that they don't go up for the fishing, they go up for the drunken camaraderie. But who knows?!


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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #793 on: February 18, 2011, 12:24:33 pm »
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #794 on: February 18, 2011, 07:43:15 pm »
Love it ....love it.... :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #795 on: February 18, 2011, 07:53:16 pm »
Today at work one of my coworkers showed up with a yellow cake with cherries on top.

She opened it up, and I turned to some nearby coworkers and said "Wanna cup of coffee, doncha?  Piece of cherry cake?"

Of course, none of them got it, but I knew......:laugh:


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #796 on: February 18, 2011, 08:57:56 pm »
Today at work one of my coworkers showed up with a yellow cake with cherries on top.

She opened it up, and I turned to some nearby coworkers and said "Wanna cup of coffee, doncha?  Piece of cherry cake?"

Of course, none of them got it, but I knew......:laugh:

Sometimes I feel we are a secret society......cause WE know, and WE get it
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #797 on: February 18, 2011, 09:17:41 pm »
This one's a bit different but amazing, just the same.

My son Adam, is in China, and Skypes me all the time...

Yesterday afternoon when he Skyped me, he had his guitar with him, and he said "Hey Mum, see if you recognise this"

And then he struck that first note and I knew instantly it was the Gustovo Santiolalla opening theme from BBM....

I felt like I was going to burst open, that tune coming from my sons guitar was one of most amazing things I have ever heard.

And the other amazing thing I realized, is that my son truely knows how much it means to me...

Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect.

It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #798 on: February 19, 2011, 07:19:27 am »
Sometimes I feel we are a secret society......cause WE know, and WE get it

very true!
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #799 on: February 19, 2011, 07:20:08 am »
This one's a bit different but amazing, just the same.

My son Adam, is in China, and Skypes me all the time...

Yesterday afternoon when he Skyped me, he had his guitar with him, and he said "Hey Mum, see if you recognise this"

And then he struck that first note and I knew instantly it was the Gustovo Santiolalla opening theme from BBM....

I felt like I was going to burst open, that tune coming from my sons guitar was one of most amazing things I have ever heard.

And the other amazing thing I realized, is that my son truely knows how much it means to me...



awwww...
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