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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #920 on: July 23, 2012, 05:31:25 pm »
Today I went shopping... look what I found.

A sweet white sheep....unfortunately it had some evil quality's.  :o :laugh: 8)

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #921 on: July 23, 2012, 05:33:03 pm »
This is for Jonah Falcon...

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #922 on: July 27, 2012, 05:20:14 pm »
Did you hear the Brokeism that British prime minister David Cameron used?

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We are holding an Olympic Games in one of the busiest, most active, bustling cities anywhere in the world. Of course it’s easier if you hold an Olympic Games [way out] in the middle of nowhere.

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #923 on: August 07, 2012, 01:14:24 pm »
Two Brokieisms I thought to myself lately:

(When it cooled down last week): What in the hell happened to August?

(When I considered making a batch of corn chowder): Never enough corn, never enough.


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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #924 on: August 07, 2012, 03:25:08 pm »
Good ones, both of them!   :D

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #925 on: October 25, 2012, 06:26:00 pm »
Driving this evening, I stopped at an intersection and suddenly, inexplicably, smelled cat pee.

Smells like cat piss or worse, I thought.

Luckily, the smell vanished when I drove on.


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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #926 on: October 25, 2012, 10:48:49 pm »
Phew! or Pew! Both!
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #927 on: October 26, 2012, 01:22:19 am »
Driving this evening, I stopped at an intersection and suddenly, inexplicably, smelled cat pee.

Smells like cat piss or worse, I thought.

 :)

Before Brokeback, who would have ever thought cat piss can bring lovely memories? O0

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #928 on: October 26, 2012, 06:14:57 am »
:)

Before Brokeback, who would have ever thought cat piss can bring lovely memories? O0

You said it Chrissie......I just love Brokieisms......
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect.

It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #929 on: October 28, 2012, 11:39:18 am »
Before Brokeback, who would have ever thought cat piss can bring lovely memories? O0

Exactly! And a sense of community. As soon as I thought it, I thought, Hey, I'll have to go on BetterMost and report this on "Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called 'real life.'"