Author Topic: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"  (Read 1016678 times)

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1110 on: August 14, 2014, 11:51:36 am »
What in the hell happened to August?


I know it's a bit too early to say this, but what in the hell DID happen to August?  :P
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1111 on: August 14, 2014, 05:09:37 pm »
It's still here, we're about halfway through!

Temps haven't been very 'Augusty', however.


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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1112 on: August 14, 2014, 07:58:02 pm »
Temps haven't been very 'Augusty', however.

No, they haven't. Around here the weather has been more typical of September, but that's a subject for another thread.
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1113 on: August 16, 2014, 11:53:09 pm »
I overheard a couple talking about joining their friends at a karaoke bar.  The woman wanted to go badly, and her boyfriend agreed "as long as I don't hafta sing!"

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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1114 on: August 17, 2014, 06:23:20 pm »
Wow, that may be a first for a report on that particular Brokieism used in so-called "real life"!  :D


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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1115 on: August 18, 2014, 04:54:00 pm »
Yeah, it's good to be first!  :laugh:


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1116 on: October 02, 2014, 11:40:18 am »
My grandsons just got a playset, so it was time for me to say "You [boys] want a push or somethun?" But they replied, "yah!"
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1117 on: October 03, 2014, 03:13:01 pm »
Not my use, but right now there are two coworkers standing behind my cube, talking about going to the shooting range after work.....they keep talking about 'guns goin' off'.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1118 on: October 04, 2014, 12:29:48 am »
Not my use, but right now there are two coworkers standing behind my cube, talking about going to the shooting range after work.....they keep talking about 'guns goin' off'.

 :laugh:  That's some high-class entertainment at that shooting range!




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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1119 on: October 04, 2014, 02:06:16 am »
Not my use, but right now there are two coworkers standing behind my cube, talking about going to the shooting range after work.....they keep talking about 'guns goin' off'.


If only they knew...... ;D :laugh: