Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"

[CellarDweller]

  That's some high-class entertainment at that shooting range!

If only they knew......

I know!  LOL  I was chuckling to myself!

[Kelda]

  That's some high-class entertainment at that shooting range!

 

[Front-Ranger]

Chuck is chuckling at the gunners gushing about guns goin' off!

[coffeedrinkintexan]

Howdy y'all. Neither Texan nor a coffee drinker, but I love that BBM line (recent convert), so.....

...I hope y'all don't mind that my first post is in here. But I have made it a game that no one else knows I'm playing to insert Brokeisms as often as I can into everyday life. It goes right over most people's heads, but occasionally someone will get it and smile. And I make a new friend!

Tonight my 10yo mentioned to me that he'd love to see his school burn down so he could stay home and play video games all day. It's a recurring theme, this looking for a reason to play video games all day (grrrr).

Cue my response: "I already tol' you....it ain't gonna be that way."
 

[Front-Ranger]

... I have made it a game that no one else knows I'm playing to insert Brokeisms as often as I can into everyday life. It goes right over most people's heads, but occasionally someone will get it and smile. And I make a new friend.
 

Hey, coffeedrinkintexan! I do that too!

Come in and make yourself comfortable! Want a cuppa coffee, don't ya? Piece a cherry cake?

[coffeedrinkintexan]

Hey, coffeedrinkintexan! I do that too!

Come in and make yourself comfortable! Want a cuppa coffee, don't ya? Piece a cherry cake?

Well, I can't eat no cake just now....just brushed my teeth. Come to think of it, the caffeine probably won't help either. 5am comes early for us dayshift nurses.....

This no-coffe, up at 5am bullshit....

I can't wait til I get a spread o' my own.

Thanks for the warm welcome!!!

[southendmd]

Welcome, coffedrinkintexan!

It's not a Brokieism, but, "some 10-year-olds just want to watch the whole school burn".

[Sason]

Hi CDT, welcome to the forum!

Nice to see you here, looking forward to more of your posts.

See you around, I guess.

[coffeedrinkintexan]

Hi CDT, welcome to the forum!

Nice to see you here, looking forward to more of your posts.

See you around, I guess.

I'll definitely be back....if the Army don't get me.

PS - Southendmd- Not a Brokeism, but a Heathism, which is good enough for me. Wish I'd appreciated him while he was alive. 

A patient today asked me if I had kids. Me: "Yeah. Three years old. Smiles a lot."

[Sason]

That's a good one, CDT!