Author Topic: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"  (Read 1143932 times)

Offline serious crayons

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1380 on: September 25, 2024, 06:42:22 pm »
Well, this isn't me reporting a use of a Brokieism, but it seemed maybe an appropriate place to report this.

The hometown newspaper carries the "Dear Abby" column. This morning's column included a letter from a gay guy who is upset about losing his straight best friend because the friend has now found "a significant other." (That's what the letter writer called her.)

Then the writer went on to say this:

"Abby, the thing is, I never wanted to be with him before. (My darkest secret: I recently stole one of his shirts because I wanted part of him with me.)"  :o

Is this for real, or what?  ???

Sounds like he may have seen the movie! (Or read the story, or both.)



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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1381 on: September 29, 2024, 10:11:51 am »
Yeah, it would be quite the coincidence if he didn't.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!